Today, my grandmother convinced me to come to a church meeting with her. My grandmother then made funny faces at me while the pastor was speaking, causing me to laugh out loud. Everyone heard me, including the pastor. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was asked to leave a church service for laughing at the kids trying to sing. FML
Today, I was at a family gathering and during a lull in the conversation I started to tell a joke to lighten the mood. Halfway through, I realized the joke was incredibly inappropriate. The room fell silent, and my grandma hasn’t looked at me the same since. FML
Today, being the nice grandchild that I am, I went to visit my grandmother. She didn't recognise who I was. I thought she was joking. She later called the police as, "Some weirdo had walked into her house." I'm that weirdo; she wasn't joking. FML
Today, while helping at my grandma's church, the new Orthodox Priest encouraged me to come to confession because he was sure I would have "a lot of stories to tell" and finished by seductively winking at me. FML
Today, I was confiding in my grandma about how lonely I am and how everything in my life seems to be falling apart. While I was in mid-sentence, she rolled her eyes and made a show of removing her hearing aid. FML
Today, my grandparents came over for a family dinner. I'm somewhat overweight, and my grandma kept making sound effects in time with me doing pretty much anything. When I complained to my dad after she made a long farting sound as I sat down, he told me to suck it up. FML
Today, during a family reunion, my 89 year-old grandma stood up and drunkenly made a speech about how ashamed I should be of myself for still being single. She then passed out at the table. Half my family got up to help her, the other half whispered in agreement. FML
Today, I had to pick my grandma up because she was drunk, at church, at 9am. FML
Today, I accidentally farted in the middle of my grandfather's funeral and my cousin started cracking up. It caused a chain reaction of laughter throughout all of the other cousins and my siblings. Now my aunts won't speak to any of us. FML
Today, I went to my cousin's communion. We arrived late and walked to the front of the church where my family was. Everyone stared and laughed but I ignored it. After the service was done, my mom came up to me and pulled a long piece of toilet paper out of my skirt. FML
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Bano360 25
Grandma strikes again.
hghrider123456 9
Does your grandma happen to be betty white?
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Comments (46)
AuzziPurdy 9
At least your Grandma is fun! :D
giraffelovergirl 19
At least you didn't let one rip
MirandaShaee 6
Sounds like your Gma is hardcore
MrSassypants 34
"So Jesus sacrificed himself for all for all of humanity sins. He was nailed to a cross. His hands, covered in blood, he was in agony, and a lot of pain and...." "AHHAHAHAHAHAHA! HAHAHA! HAHAHA! HOOOOOO! HAHAHA!" Then the pastor proceeded to give OP the meanest look.
niftyismybitch 21
I wish I had a grandma like that.
XxxT3rr4xxX 25
Seriously your grandma is a boss but then again all old people are pretty awesome in one way or another.
TheAngryPrincess 3
How old are you? 5? Was it really that funny?
outoftown 27
Grannies making funny faces in church are, by default, funny.
mrjiggles1992 18
the stuff they spew in there is laughable. well done op.
worldclassrager 41
Well if anyone else saw they would know...pastors do have a sense of humor I think so it shouldn't be too bad...
llnursingll 10
she sounds like a happy grandma. enjoy her!!!!!!