Today, my grandmother convinced me to come to a church meeting with her. My grandmother then made funny faces at me while the pastor was speaking, causing me to laugh out loud. Everyone heard me, including the pastor. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was asked to leave a church service for laughing at the kids trying to sing. FML
Today, I was at a family gathering and during a lull in the conversation I started to tell a joke to lighten the mood. Halfway through, I realized the joke was incredibly inappropriate. The room fell silent, and my grandma hasn’t looked at me the same since. FML
Today, being the nice grandchild that I am, I went to visit my grandmother. She didn't recognise who I was. I thought she was joking. She later called the police as, "Some weirdo had walked into her house." I'm that weirdo; she wasn't joking. FML
Today, while helping at my grandma's church, the new Orthodox Priest encouraged me to come to confession because he was sure I would have "a lot of stories to tell" and finished by seductively winking at me. FML
Today, I was confiding in my grandma about how lonely I am and how everything in my life seems to be falling apart. While I was in mid-sentence, she rolled her eyes and made a show of removing her hearing aid. FML
Today, my grandparents came over for a family dinner. I'm somewhat overweight, and my grandma kept making sound effects in time with me doing pretty much anything. When I complained to my dad after she made a long farting sound as I sat down, he told me to suck it up. FML
Today, during a family reunion, my 89 year-old grandma stood up and drunkenly made a speech about how ashamed I should be of myself for still being single. She then passed out at the table. Half my family got up to help her, the other half whispered in agreement. FML
Today, I had to pick my grandma up because she was drunk, at church, at 9am. FML
Today, I accidentally farted in the middle of my grandfather's funeral and my cousin started cracking up. It caused a chain reaction of laughter throughout all of the other cousins and my siblings. Now my aunts won't speak to any of us. FML
Today, I went to my cousin's communion. We arrived late and walked to the front of the church where my family was. Everyone stared and laughed but I ignored it. After the service was done, my mom came up to me and pulled a long piece of toilet paper out of my skirt. FML
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Top comments
Bano360 25
Grandma strikes again.
hghrider123456 9
Does your grandma happen to be betty white?
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Comments (46)
rt156 16
If everyone had a grandma like you then they wouldnot mind going to church
rt156 16
Yours*
perdix 31
So, when they excommunicate you, are you being "put out to pastor?" Or is it "pastorized." which is not as bad as being "homogenized."
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Or fortified.
jw90 18
Your grandma sounds like a fun spirit. My grandma would tell me I'm going to hell if I laughed during church.
shy_and_bubbly 6
Your grandma sounds like an awesome person OP :)
EpicJman2828 11
The FML community would like to thank you for almost not quite being the 1st to say this
Pancakes017 19
Your grandma sounds awesome.
thatnucca 36
Well that's another way of ensuring that you won't sleep during the sermon, now that the whole congregation has its eyes on you...
150493x 29
This isn't an FML. This is just awesome.
EpicJman2828 11
Hmmm.... laughing during sermon..... Witch! We got a witch!
azwethinkweiz87 11
Granny is frickin' awesome! I hope I'm having cheeky fun like that in my old age ;)
jrock9093 18
Awesome your grandma is awesome just saying I don't remember my grandma ever even smiling so feel lucky my friend