Today, a cop pulled me over and started bitching me out. He was certain I'd been drinking, because, "Nobody goes to Albertacos this late at night unless they're drunk." FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was pulled over for a DWI. The police officer was drunk. FML
Today, I called the cops to let them know that a drunk man was driving dangerously down my road. About an hour later, I was going to the store and got pulled over for speeding by the cop I called. FML
Today, a cop car was tailing me. I was scared, and trying to avoid any tickets, I drove straight through a huge pothole rather than swerving to avoid it. The cop pulled me over and insisted I was intoxicated, because, "anybody in their right mind would've dodged that pothole." FML
Today, I was driving home from work when I was pulled over by a cop. She asked why I was being pulled over and figuring she knew I said, "For swerving because of my alcohol problem." I had a broken tail light. FML
Today, I was driving home. I desperately needed the bathroom, so I was speeding a little bit. A cop pulled me over and gave me hell. He said he'd heard my story a hundred times and didn't believe me. I couldn't hold it and ended up marinating in my own piss while he ran my plates. FML
Today, I was drunk and crashed on my friend's couch to sober up. On the drive home, a cop pulled me over for seemingly no reason. He kept asking if I had been drinking, to which I answered no. Finally, he told me to look in the mirror. My friends had written all over my face while I slept. FML
Today, upon arriving at a town festival, I was immediately singled out by a rent-a-cop. He began questioning if I had been drinking, saying he smelt it on my breath. He smelt his own breath. FML
Today, a policeman pulled me over and proceeded to flirt with me. After I had rejected him, he gave me a ticket for "not paying attention to the road". FML
Today, a police officer pulled me over. He asked me where I was headed, so I jokingly replied, "Probably to jail after you run my name". He laughed and took my information, only to then arrest me for unpaid parking tickets I never received. FML
Today, I was driving down a completely empty street when a cop pulled me over for no reason at all. When he approached my window, I began to get defensive until he informed me I was driving the wrong way down a one way street. FML
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Top comments
DocBastard 40
I've noticed that you don't ever deny being drunk. That must mean that: A) You really were drunk or B) You were high and had the munchies. So which was it?
iAmScrubs 19
And after he ticketed you, he probably drove his squad car straight towards Albertacos.
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awesomemarcus 0
wow
DocBastard 40
I've noticed that you don't ever deny being drunk. That must mean that: A) You really were drunk or B) You were high and had the munchies. So which was it?
jamieleigh_315 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
or he was just hungry..
Akalia_fml 7
Very good observation, Mr. Doc. Now I want to know; so, which one was it OP?
Auval 2
or he just had a craving for tacos at some odd hour of the night. mmm tacos.
jamieleigh_315 0
an what if the cop wasn't making a joke ?
KingGeorgeGal 12
Wow, that cop is a dick. Hopefully he relized you weren't after taking the breathalyzer test.
theaws0m3guy 4
DocBastard commented on my FML!! He eventually let me go, I was just hungry...
whybother8 0
wow so ur the op! i never saw an op reply before!
whybother8 0
nvm the op comment got deleted :0
mk58 31
3 & 9, just stop. You're ruining a good thing.
Tommananaze6T9 4
dumass hes probly just hungry
briarisafaggot 0
I think that you're my favorite.
briarisafaggot 0
I think that you're my favorite.
briarisafaggot 0
I think that you're my favorite.
extrovertical 0
maybe she is pregnant!
The_Weirdo 10
Maybe the cop wanted to take the Tacos as "evidence".
TheSnakeDoctor20 17
16 police don't have to give you the breathalyzer, they can just throw you in jail.
ghandilover25 3
Neither man I hate people who are just huge cocks
AlaskanBabyDoll 11
#94, They can't throw you in jail without probable cause. Just saying they thought op was drunk isn't good enough.
shovels 0
My brother and I went there at 3:00 AM one time. We weren't drunk.
dolphincheddar 10
cool story bro
goshpeople 4
Is anyone else tired of hearing this particular meme? So overused.
OMGIFOUNDWALDO 6
umadbro?
genesisnirvana 11
if you weren't drunk you had to have been high
Chaboigin 0
lollll.. uJelly?
uKrazy 0
Come at me bro
RabidBunny 10
The officer was just concerned. It was way past your bed time :D
tworoses 0
just a though, but don't some people also work nights or odd hours and take lunch breaks or go home at weird times? c'mon police men have to work that late, obviously they aren't all on something when they need their jelly donut fix at 2am (seems to be the time around here at least)
iAmScrubs 19
And after he ticketed you, he probably drove his squad car straight towards Albertacos.
SimplyEnvy 0
Agreed, cops are 95% of the time judgmental assholes.
Auval 2
or he just had a craving for tacos at some odd hour of the night. mmm tacos.
alissa222 15
and then he breathalyzer tested you and you went on your merry way? thi isn't really a fml...
iAmScrubs 19
You only think it isn't because you are making assumptions that would lead it to not be one.
ThreeSheetsGone 12
That sounds like the Whataburger where I live. Although I have no idea why anyone in their right mind would eat at Whataburger unless they're drunk or high anyway.
babe0907 0
What's is awesome!! You probably don't like it cause you can't afford it! sorry!!
evilsea666 0
he is neither. being drunk or high don't really matter, I reckon. must be retarded. Whataburger is good anytime.
supermankisses 1
The honey butter chicken sandwich is only served 11pm-11am...
enonymous 9
I have to agree Albertacos sounds like a town based on "the hills have eyes" or deliverance
A7X_LoVeee 10
The hills have eyes was wack.
Hairnomore 7
As far as i know Albertacos is only in So cal. I know because three of them are in my area