Today, my girlfriend, who I've loved and dated for over a year, confessed that she's actually straight as an arrow. All this time, she's basically been using me as an accessory to enhance her "social status" and make her guy friends horny. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend told me that she's a lesbian. And that she could only stay with me because I had a "girly face and voice". She also admitted to having a crush on my sister. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend is actually a man. Not a transgender person, I'm okay with that, but an actual gay man who gets a kick out of pranking other guys. FML
Today, I learned that the girl I love thinks I'm gay. To be honest, I'm having doubts too. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that she's totally convinced I'm gay. When I tried explaining that I can't be if I'm attracted to her, she took it as me thinking she's mannish. FML
Today, the girl I'd been dating online for 6 months told me she was a guy. I said it was alright, and that I was still in love. Then she confessed she really was a girl, and was just trying to make me dump her so she wouldn't be the "bad guy". FML
Today, the girl I thought I was dating introduced me to her boyfriend. We've gone on dates and have slept in the same bed, but it turns out she thought I was her gay best friend and was planning to introduce me to her boyfriend's brother. FML
Today, I found out the reason my crush has been talking so openly to me. Not because she likes me back, but because she thinks I'm gay. FML
Today, I finally got the courage to tell the girl I like how I really feel about her, due in no small part to how flirty she's been towards me lately. Turns out she's really just a skank and was trying to make my best friend "jealous". He's gay. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years confessed that at first, she'd only dated me to get her friend jealous, and that even now, she "only kind of liked" me. I bought a ring only a few days ago, and was planning on proposing to her. FML
Today, I told my girlfriend I wanted to tell her something important. Coincidentally, she did too. She wanted to tell me that she thinks she's actually gay. I wanted to tell her I love her. FML
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BriannaSkyy 5
Wow. That was rather mean.
msilikegrapes 8
take that metaphorical arrow and shank it through her b**** ass heart
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Comments (207)
nachosbabygurl 9
that's grimey 2 mess with people s emotions like that
Inciter 33
That's an evil thing to do if you ask me. Seriously, no one should **** with someone's feelings like that. Hopefully you'll find someone who truly cares about you and isn't just trying to get some perverted douchebag's attention.
capnbzarr 43
I hope you at least got laid. If not, you're too patient for your own good.
ILoveZombieBoys 13
WOW I hope karma hits that bitch GOOD
xxalycatxx 0
thts so wrong .-.
Metallica36176 16
Omg that's horrible! :(
captainburke 5
I'm so sorry, I'd be devastated! Oh well there will be more girls to come :)
kiraleann 16
I'm so very sorry to hear that, OP. Girls who exploit the idea of being gay just to try to impress guys are disgusting enough. It's ******* terrible that you had the misfortune of knowing one so selfish that she'd shred your heart just for some extra male attention.
rivaraven 35
That's just.. horrible. How can she not be at least bi, if you two have been together so long? I wouldn't believe, that she is straight. But I can't imagine the pain. I'm gay and if my boyfriend would some day say something like that.. oh god. I just.. that must hurt a lot. Just showed my bf that FML and asked about he being gay. Answer was.. well, he is gay. That was quite convincing. xD But again, I'm sad someone has to go through this kind of pain. You'll find someone who actually deserves you, I'm sure you will.
skullofdarkness 18
Well, in my experience, girls are usually nicer than most guys, but this bitch would put STALIN to shame with her heartlessness! Don't worry OP, I'm sure it's only a matter of time before you find someone who will love you for who you are. As for your ex, with her self respect, I'd doubt she'll be able to find a respectable guy, and will come up against guys who are just as ruthless... Sorry op...