Anonymous
Slough, United Kingdom
Today, my girlfriend was suspended from work after she was caught fucking one of her co-workers. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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Mind your own business
Today, I got a harsh warning from my boss. I apologized because I was genuinely in the wrong. My girlfriend found out about it and sent my boss a message, threatening to kick her ass. I'm now suspended. Thanks babe. FML
irresponsible
United States
Today, I missed my shift at work. I had asked my girlfriend, who works at the same store, to text me my schedule. She sent me the wrong hours for today. I got suspended, and she broke up with me for being too irresponsible. FML
WrongPlaceWrongTime
France
Today, my girlfriend came to my workplace to tell me she was breaking up with me. My boss, who was passing by, fired me for "chatting with friends" during work hours. FML
Jobless
United States
There must be more to the story…
Today, I accidentally mistyped "one sec" as "one sex" in a group chat at work. I apologized and corrected myself immediately, but some bitch with too much free time was so offended that she reported me to HR anyway. I'm suspended while they look into it, and my girlfriend is convinced I did it on purpose. FML
mjohnston
United States
Today, I was fired from a managerial position I've held for two years due to "inappropriate relations with a subordinate": I was dating a coworker. My girlfriend then broke up with me four hours later. Because I no longer had a job. I hired her. FML
Completely Innocent
United States
Today, a coworker told my manager that I and another girl were plotting to get her fired at the end of the month. She actually believed her. Now we're suspended without pay for two weeks for conspiracy. FML
todd
United States
Rivalry
Today, my girlfriend got fired from her job for arguing with her female coworker. I found out from a mutual friend that the reason they were arguing was because they were fighting over "a hot male coworker" who hooked up with the female coworker. I think I need to leave her. FML
cmart_9
Clayton, United States
Today, my girlfriend got a detention for public display of affection. We go to different schools. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, I got a call from my daughter's pre-school. Apparently, she is being suspended, for answering; "What do your parents do at home?" She told them, "My parents fuck." FML
benoit
France
Today, I walked into work, a day after losing my shit with our systems admin, due to her taking ages to enable my new email account. I was soon bitched out, warned, and suspended over several lewd emails having been sent overnight from my account to various female co-workers. FML
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Latino_Nino 10
You mean ex-girlfriend right...?
Carmstro 13
Plot twist: OP IS the coworker.
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scotty910 9
That has to be one of the worst ways to find out. Sorry for you OP
abbyycarper 13
Hopefully you work there.. And it was you..
Pesticides 19
one helluva plot twist I'd say
gandhislayer 6
That's almost a shyamalon style plot twist.
DocBastard 40
More like F her life. She lost a few paychecks AND a boyfriend. You only lost a goddamned cheating twat. Looks to me like you got the better end of that deal.
hcollins1 18
Well if she's willing to cheat on her boyfriend with one of her co workers, then she definitely deserves what she got!
awkward_gothlady 32
If she'd have posted that, I'd have clicked the YDI button so fast it wouldn't have known what hit it.
TheDrifter 24
Coworker? If she'd held out for a regional manager she could have gotten a promotion out of her infidelity.
banana987 7
She should have gotten fired! She's not right for u if she's screwing other people!!! U should go screw one of ur co workers and see how she likes it and then invite that same girl to dinner so it's just u three! I wonder what would happen in that situation...
michelleJ11 25
Are you the OP's mother? You seem to be very angry about this situation.
rocker_chick105 31
It may just be me, but I don't think that plan would work out that well...
tranced_ 45
just because OP's partner is a cheat doesn't mean he should be too..
DntLookBack 29
Or OP could just dump the ***** rather than try and pull some convoluted plan
tacomonkey 7
I'm just wondering what you have against the letter "y." it's "you" and "your," for the record.
webbface 25
Jeez 19, I don't think he wants to lose pay checks after he has just been cheated on. I don't think getting suspended from work is such a good idea. I hope your significant other does not do some thing crazy, I would hate to have to read an FML about you making a crazy mistake ******* up your life.
Teyros 24
Two wrongs don't make a right.. You don't want to be as bad as her. Atleast you know who you aren't meant to be with OP. >.< sorry to hear about that
joe_bombz 3
better her coworker than your brother.... on to the next one.
PaigeLeeAnn11 23
What a *****. Dump her.
mcm_3 16
Now your ex-girlfriend. Right?
russianboss123 17
Overused comment!!
redbandit9877 12
At least you found out now, cheaters suck so hard, sorry OP.
Guardian88 21
Well I know for a fact if that were my work youd be fired ASAP on the spot