Today, my girlfriend told me that she feels pregnant. I didn't believe her, given how recently we had sex for the first time, so I told her to take a test to make sure. She's very sure now. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend told me she was pregnant. We haven't had sex yet. FML
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Today, three weeks after my girlfriend told me she was pregnant, she admitted it was a lie. Turned out it was just a test to see if I'd break up with her or not. I didn't, but I did just break the bank buying all the things we'd need for an actual kid. FML
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theworldismad 10
well congrats on being a daddy but it doesn't matter if it's the first time you have sex. sex is sex
Posthuman 26
First time or not, she can still get pregnant...I thought they taught you that in health class.
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emeralddragon 1
If you just had sex very recently, and she said she was pregnant. Make sure it is yours.
The_Piquerist 7
Yes there is. Winning the lottery for 1. Getting super powers, getting to fly in space, being the person to discover a cure for aids and cancer..... Need I go on?
The_Piquerist 7
Lots of factors play I into this.... How old are the two of you, how recently did you consummate the relationship, was she just recently with someone else, etc etc. depending on the situation I would say get a paternity test and/or have her get a psych test
jenn1808 16
A psych test? I don't see any possible reason that would be relevant.
bibobobonnor 8
the people saying he's stupid because he thinks she won't get pregnant the first time, didn't read it properly, what he said was that so soon after having sex he doesn't think she could be totally sure so early on
caitiebug1119 15
At first, I thought you were stupid for thinking you can't get pregnant the first time. Then I realized, and everyone reading this should too, maybe she was already pregnant. And not by you. Although it depends how "recently" you mean. If recently is a few weeks, you're dumb. If recently is less than two weeks, your life sucks.
BobbieH 19
Sounds to me like your girl may have already had bun warming. If it hasn't been 3 weeks or so since you had your first encounter when she "felt" pregnant, I would say you aren't likely the baker.
mrsstaken 12
it doesn't take 3 weeks to get pregnant. you can be pregnant as soon as a week after - it's based off ovulation not a calendar
LissaMccracken 23
Well you better be there for that baby. Congratulations.
inolongercare 19
As a woman: yes, we do just "know" and "feel" pregnant.
an3ph 20
F the poor kid's life
Posthuman 26
108 you forgot one of the best joys of all: finding out you're NOT pregnant when you don't wanna be.