Today, my girlfriend told me that she feels pregnant. I didn't believe her, given how recently we had sex for the first time, so I told her to take a test to make sure. She's very sure now. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend told me she was pregnant. We haven't had sex yet. FML
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Today, my girlfriend tells me she missed her period this month. I felt excited until she said, "I will let you know the results of the paternity test." I was not aware we needed a paternity test. FML
Today, three weeks after my girlfriend told me she was pregnant, she admitted it was a lie. Turned out it was just a test to see if I'd break up with her or not. I didn't, but I did just break the bank buying all the things we'd need for an actual kid. FML
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theworldismad 10
well congrats on being a daddy but it doesn't matter if it's the first time you have sex. sex is sex
Posthuman 26
First time or not, she can still get pregnant...I thought they taught you that in health class.
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Comments (238)
Trigabyte 8
Is it yours? If it is, YDI. If it isn't, FYL.
alkolaali 7
Congratulation. You just added another bastard to the already overwhelmed system. Protection didn't you hear about it
kalbrek009 20
Idk what to say other than, if it was less than 1-2 weeks ago...you might want DNA tests done, but either way...if you used NO protection (and a latex glove DOESN'T count), then you were pretty much just begging to become a father, in which case YDI
WonkeyDonkey 10
The Butchers??
TheSofaKing 7
If you had sex two days before she felt pregnant, I would have a DNA test. On her next visit to the doctor, go with her and let the doctor tell you how far along she is. My wife "felt pregnant" numerous times but was not. When she was actually pregnant, she started eating more and complained about the smell of my aftershave lotion and her perfume.
griffy14 9
You know, those tests don't work over night. He didn't say how recently. If it had only been a week, it may not be his baby...
FC3sInfiniIII 12
Check how many weeks she is pregnant for and when you had sex for the first time. She was probably sleeping around
ThatsABitch 4
I knew right away. Didn't have to miss my period for symptoms to show. Test came out positive right away. My son is 16 now!
mockingjaygirl16 8
That's why you shouldn't have sex before marriage.
ImmaEatYouXx 10
I've learned so much about pregnancy from these comments...