Today, my girlfriend told me that she feels pregnant. I didn't believe her, given how recently we had sex for the first time, so I told her to take a test to make sure. She's very sure now. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend told me she was pregnant. We haven't had sex yet. FML
Today, my pregnant girlfriend asked me if she should take a pregnancy test to make sure the baby is really hers. FML
Today, my fiancée, who believes in "sex after marriage" like me, told me she was pregnant. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 1 month came over and told me she wanted to talk to me. We sat down on the couch and she told me she was pregnant and that it was mine. I reminded her that we've never slept together. FML
Today, my girlfriend freaked out, thinking she might be pregnant due to her period being late. I found myself reminding her that one actually has to have had sex recently to become pregnant. We've been living together, sexless, for over a year. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she was pregnant. She also said I'm going to be an uncle. FML
Today, I got a text from my girlfriend. After only having sex once, where I wore a condom and didn't even get to come, she says that she's pregnant. FML
Today, my girlfriend blew up at me for a comment I had made several weeks ago about not wanting kids. Then, she told me that she's pregnant. After consoling her and telling her that whatever we do, we'll do it together, she further explained that she's not sure if it's mine. FML
Today, my girlfriend tells me she missed her period this month. I felt excited until she said, "I will let you know the results of the paternity test." I was not aware we needed a paternity test. FML
Today, three weeks after my girlfriend told me she was pregnant, she admitted it was a lie. Turned out it was just a test to see if I'd break up with her or not. I didn't, but I did just break the bank buying all the things we'd need for an actual kid. FML
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Top comments
theworldismad 10
well congrats on being a daddy but it doesn't matter if it's the first time you have sex. sex is sex
Posthuman 26
First time or not, she can still get pregnant...I thought they taught you that in health class.
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Comments (238)
Phoebe_Buffay 14
Guys, I don't think he's saying he didn't believe her because it was their first time. He's saying he didn't believe her cuz he thought it was too recent to start showing signs or feeling she was pregnant.
imagineapc 11
Have a paternity test done. If the baby is not yours, you have no obligation to it.
jdog408 8
Your decision to be a father was before you had sex so don't complain about it, congrats
jenn1808 16
That's bullshit. Babies are not some sort of punishment for sex. Sex does not equal deciding to be a parent.
graceinsheepwear 34
Pregnancy tests don't register pregnancy immediately though so if it was literally just days before, make sure that you are the dad and she didn't get pregnant before she slept with you and is trying to hang it on you.
cng903 1
I got a positive 11 days after sex. It happens.
clevercake 21
If you didn't use protection are you really surprised?
iwadasn 33
I'm guessing he believed the myth that a girl can't get pregnant from her first time.
Mackay92 14
i don't mean this in a pervy way but how long after sex did she say that? this is why i wish fmls had a bit more info
dyehardxen 19
Because it takes 3 times to make a baby. Just like very thing else, right?
blackgirllb 12
if shes pregnant u should be happy if she is your girlfriend and u see urself having a future with her.
jenn1808 16
I see a future with my boyfriend, but I would NOT be happy if I got pregnant right now. Our future involves kids, but right now involves my education. Timing is everything when it comes to starting a family.
Pierce1987 8
Paternity test.