Today, my girlfriend told me that she feels pregnant. I didn't believe her, given how recently we had sex for the first time, so I told her to take a test to make sure. She's very sure now. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend told me she was pregnant. We haven't had sex yet. FML
Today, my pregnant girlfriend asked me if she should take a pregnancy test to make sure the baby is really hers. FML
Today, my fiancée, who believes in "sex after marriage" like me, told me she was pregnant. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 1 month came over and told me she wanted to talk to me. We sat down on the couch and she told me she was pregnant and that it was mine. I reminded her that we've never slept together. FML
Today, my girlfriend freaked out, thinking she might be pregnant due to her period being late. I found myself reminding her that one actually has to have had sex recently to become pregnant. We've been living together, sexless, for over a year. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she was pregnant. She also said I'm going to be an uncle. FML
Today, I got a text from my girlfriend. After only having sex once, where I wore a condom and didn't even get to come, she says that she's pregnant. FML
Today, my girlfriend blew up at me for a comment I had made several weeks ago about not wanting kids. Then, she told me that she's pregnant. After consoling her and telling her that whatever we do, we'll do it together, she further explained that she's not sure if it's mine. FML
Today, my girlfriend tells me she missed her period this month. I felt excited until she said, "I will let you know the results of the paternity test." I was not aware we needed a paternity test. FML
Today, three weeks after my girlfriend told me she was pregnant, she admitted it was a lie. Turned out it was just a test to see if I'd break up with her or not. I didn't, but I did just break the bank buying all the things we'd need for an actual kid. FML
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Top comments
theworldismad 10
well congrats on being a daddy but it doesn't matter if it's the first time you have sex. sex is sex
Posthuman 26
First time or not, she can still get pregnant...I thought they taught you that in health class.
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Comments (238)
VeganVampyre 27
I agree with 24, we welcomed a new baby into our family recently. I was thrilled; it was my only cousin's first child. :P Now if it had been mine on the other hand...
AlmostSomething 5
Please don't tell me you're one of those idiots who thinks that a girl can't get pregnant her first time.
alkolaali 7
I think you are talking to a genius.
GAOStarr 15
If she said she felt pregnant very soon after having sex, and it was your first time with her, make sure it's yours. She may have cheated on you and then jumped your bones to cover it up. I hope not, but be sure.
SamanthaNGoree 10
And we still can't learn to wrap it up..
SarMarJo 17
That's kind of what happens when you have sex. Just go to a doctor and find out exactly how far along she is and then you'll know.
kdm_km1 19
the force is strong with this one
circlelranch69 1
You need 1. Sex education. 2. DNA test. 3. Another girlfriend bro
Anita2013 7
I have been pregnant 7 times... Only gave birth to two tho... :( anyway.....EACH & EVERY time I knew within 24hours or less if I was pregnant ..... And I could pee on a stick and it would say yes ... Lady's who are sensitive enough can even feel their egg leaving the ovary...yes I can feel that too...some times even hear it....freaky....lol.
love_me_electric 20
You don't have pregnancy symptoms the day after having sex, if you do it's just a coincidence. Your body doesn't start producing pregnancy hormones until the egg implants, which happens 6-9 days after sex.
mrsstaken 12
I knew the within 24 hours I was pregnant every time I was pregnant. It doesn't take a week to figure out something is growing inside you that wasn't there before.
alkolaali 7
Take it from the pro. Would you please do the world a favor and use birth control or stop having sex.
Sacytrl 28
You're just really lucky, in a way. To hit the jackpot that easily
Samantha44444 8
Are you sure you're the dad ???