Today, my girlfriend told me she loved me for the first time. Unfortunately, it was her way of saying that she didn't want to lose me after cheating on me yesterday. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I told my girlfriend I love her for the first time. She said, "Thanks." FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she heard me say "love you" on the phone. I was talking to my mom. FML
Today, I told my girlfriend I loved her. She left and never came back. FML
Today, after a week of intense fighting, my girlfriend of 4 years and I hung out. She told me she loved me, and I pointed out that last week she said she was going to dump me. Without missing a beat, she replied, "Only to scare you into submission." FML
Today, I learned my girlfriend was cheating on me. After giving her a second chance and meeting her parents for the first time, her father said at the dinner table, "I like the other guy better." FML
Today, I said "I love you" to my girlfriend for the first time. She responded with, "I'm just gonna pretend I never heard that." FML
Today, my girlfriend confessed that she was scared that she was more in love with me than I was in her, and that she was afraid I would leave her. So she left me instead. I'd been thinking about proposing. FML
Today, my girlfriend came to my house crying because the guy who she has been cheating on me with doesn't want to be with her anymore. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me. Her exact words used were "I like the idea of you, but I don't like you." I still don't know what that means. FML
Today, the woman I love told me she cared about me and didn't like me hurting myself. She then posted a picture of herself making-out with her new boyfriend. FML
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Top comments
cOOkiEzRgOOd 22
Too bad for her, I really hope you dumped her sorry ass. Especially if it happened this early on (I assume).
whysojealous 18
Yes because nothing says "I love you" like cheating on your significant other
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Comments (37)
Corboner 9
I ******* hate cheaters! You'll find someone better OP!
apcsox 18
To quote "drop, drop, drop it like its hot".... And gtfo from that ungrateful person. You'll be better off.
aspecialspecial 21
If she cheated once, she'll do it again. ( unless she was drunk but that's unclear/debatable) best to just break up with her and let her go screw with someone else's life, or better yet her own.
AshBash2211 14
Since when does being drunk make cheating ok?? I have been drunk many times since I started dating my husband and guess what? Never cheated!
ChinchillaLady 27
Being drunk is no excuse, I was hammered one night after a fight with my boyfriend at the time. He ditched me on my birthday, a friend tried to kiss me I still shoved him off. I was wrecked so no being drunk doesn't make it OK.
aspecialspecial 21
Did I once say cheating was okay? No I mentioned that some people think that drunkenness makes it okay, I disagree with that but I merely mentioned it, if you read the rest I stated that regardless he should dump her cheating ass. Thank you for miss reading and then assuming. Cause frankly cheaters are in the top five in my list of worst kinds of people.
LPac5295 27
Well looks like she's SOL. Sorry she cheated on you OP. Cheaters are never worth dating.
Sathane 21
****** don't love anyone. Not even themselves.
SmittyJA24 26
She's not a "*****". ****** get paid.
SpyroMello 29
Actually that's called a "prostitute." There are a lot of ****** at my school who don't get paid.
vikky538 29
Its like I love cheating you!!
kurodansei 16
That's not love
r1l37w 19
Kick her in the dick
sammiaaron 16
she obviously realized she messed up. but don't let that be an excuse to let her back in. imo, to be in a relationship you have to respect that person. being sneaky and cheating is disrespectful. and shows that you don't respect your SO at all. don't be with someone that disrespects you no matter how difficult it may be for you to leave them.
ChristinePi 36
That's super manipulative of her OP. I hope you dumped her.