Today, I recorded a 20-minute TED talk and told my students to watch it on the app in preparation for next terms projects. I got bombarded with messages from my students, telling me that because I was sat down on a chair while recording, certain camera angles could see straight up my skirt. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was teaching a high school calculus class. I wrote a complex formula on the board. As I wrote, students asked if they could take a picture of the board and circulate it. I said yes, and I was pleased as everybody seemed to be taking pictures. Soon, I realized why: my skirt was tucked into my underwear. Within a few minutes, every student in the school had an email with a picture of my ugliest pair of floral-printed panties. FML
Today, I was giving a talk in class, when halfway through someone pointed out that my pubes were sticking out my trousers. FML
Today, I gave a big presentation at work. The manager decided to video tape it. I went through my presentation with ease and was confident I did a good job. My confidence was then lowered after watching the tape. Apparently, my boobs are much more interesting than what I had to say. FML
Today, after taping 5-year-olds do a skit at an improv camp, I used the camera's view-finder to zoom in on a female co-worker's chest. Another female co-worker tapped me on the shoulder to show that the TV was still connected to the camera. Parents, kids, and instructors all witnessed it. FML
Today, I gave a speech at a charity fundraiser. I didn't realize how close I was standing to the fan, which automatically went on. As soon as I said, "this is why you should pledge," my dress flew up. I then learned how quickly phones can take pictures and emails of my underwear can be sent. FML
Today, during an online class, I forgot to mute myself while trying to get my dog to poop. The whole class, including my professor, heard me sing “Push It” by Salt-N-Pepa to motivate her. They all had many questions when I came back on camera. FML
Today, while walking across campus, I stopped to look at my reflection in a window. I straightened my bra straps and then turned to the side to dig a wedgie out. It wasn't until I heard peals of laughter that I realized I couldn't see IN the classroom, but they could see OUT. FML
Today, I was having a mass lecture, for 3 classes combined, all microphones muted. I wanted to go to the toilet, so I connected my headphones, and I did my job massively while listening to the teacher. Suddenly, the teacher said, "Oh, close your mic for the love of god." 85 students heard me taking a shit. FML
Today, as a teaching assistant, I somehow uploaded my personal notes instead of the lecture slides. My “notes” included reminders like “slow down, idiot”, “this makes no sense”, and “students will hate this part.” Several students emailed me saying they appreciated the honesty. I would've appreciated the ground opening and swallowing me whole. FML
Today, I was substitute teaching a high school English class. A student discreetly told me that my zipper was open. I tried to zip it up, but the zipper got caught on my underwear. When I bent down to pick up my pen, my pants split. Before I turned around, I heard the sound of phones taking pictures. FML
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Top comments
Brightside86 31
Seems weird that no one reviewed this before it went live.
sarsuela 29
How? Where was the camera? I'm confused.
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Comments (7)
ustiKola 2
vid?
Brightside86 31
Seems weird that no one reviewed this before it went live.
kfchicken 31
that op didn't review it*
cuz803 46
Did your students enjoy the free show? I know it's inappropriate but I hope you get some positive feedback to feel good about your appearance.
Marcella1016 32
The appearance of her underwear? “Hey teacher, your inner thighs are sexy! I’m turning 18 in like 2 years, hit me up ;)” You really think women need this kind of “encouragement”? About their inner thighs? From children? I’ll never understand how some people think.
kfchicken 31
the comment you're replying to is written by someone who was a child like a year ago. relax and explain your point calmly. yes it's wildly inappropriate and getting sexual compliments like that from people who are presumably children would be incredibly uncomfortable.
sarsuela 29
How? Where was the camera? I'm confused.
Hannah Knight 5
No one gunna point out that just because you recorded a talk, doesnt make it a TED talk?.. unless it was officially, but i feel like you woulda said that.. and they wouldn’t let you flash and upload your cooch..
Geyutsa 7
Exactly what I was thinking
Zebediabolical 45
So you didn't bother to proof your work before you shared it with kids. YDI.