Today, my girlfriend told me she loved me for the first time. Unfortunately, it was her way of saying that she didn't want to lose me after cheating on me yesterday. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I told my girlfriend I love her for the first time. She said, "Thanks." FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she heard me say "love you" on the phone. I was talking to my mom. FML
Today, I told my girlfriend I loved her. She left and never came back. FML
Today, after a week of intense fighting, my girlfriend of 4 years and I hung out. She told me she loved me, and I pointed out that last week she said she was going to dump me. Without missing a beat, she replied, "Only to scare you into submission." FML
Today, I learned my girlfriend was cheating on me. After giving her a second chance and meeting her parents for the first time, her father said at the dinner table, "I like the other guy better." FML
Today, I said "I love you" to my girlfriend for the first time. She responded with, "I'm just gonna pretend I never heard that." FML
Today, my girlfriend confessed that she was scared that she was more in love with me than I was in her, and that she was afraid I would leave her. So she left me instead. I'd been thinking about proposing. FML
Today, my girlfriend came to my house crying because the guy who she has been cheating on me with doesn't want to be with her anymore. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me. Her exact words used were "I like the idea of you, but I don't like you." I still don't know what that means. FML
Today, the woman I love told me she cared about me and didn't like me hurting myself. She then posted a picture of herself making-out with her new boyfriend. FML
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cOOkiEzRgOOd 22
Too bad for her, I really hope you dumped her sorry ass. Especially if it happened this early on (I assume).
whysojealous 18
Yes because nothing says "I love you" like cheating on your significant other
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Comments (37)
randomLOL_yas 11
You best dump that loser.
CharlotteColeman 6
No, don't break up with her. I say a second chance. If she does it again, that's when you dump her. If she says it won't happen again and you like her, then she won't. If she does it twice, she doesn't love you
jefferyboss2421 6
Drop her it ain't worth it
Jachin357 28
then she must not truely love you. I hope you sacked that sorry a**! find someone who will actually love you and mean it. cheating hoe.
duhbeezneez 3
I made an account just to tell you to dump that chick. it'll never be the same bro even if you somehow find it in you to forgive her. most likely you won't and you don't want to be thinking about who's she with or turn into a crazy jealous type. trust me it sucks... up to you but it's better if you rip the bandaid off quick.
kittykatjaure 8
join the club...
randybryant799 21
Walk away. Once a cheater always a cheater.