Today, my girlfriend told me she loved me for the first time. Unfortunately, it was her way of saying that she didn't want to lose me after cheating on me yesterday. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I told my girlfriend I love her for the first time. She said, "Thanks." FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she heard me say "love you" on the phone. I was talking to my mom. FML
Today, I told my girlfriend I loved her. She left and never came back. FML
Today, after a week of intense fighting, my girlfriend of 4 years and I hung out. She told me she loved me, and I pointed out that last week she said she was going to dump me. Without missing a beat, she replied, "Only to scare you into submission." FML
Today, I learned my girlfriend was cheating on me. After giving her a second chance and meeting her parents for the first time, her father said at the dinner table, "I like the other guy better." FML
Today, I said "I love you" to my girlfriend for the first time. She responded with, "I'm just gonna pretend I never heard that." FML
Today, my girlfriend confessed that she was scared that she was more in love with me than I was in her, and that she was afraid I would leave her. So she left me instead. I'd been thinking about proposing. FML
Today, my girlfriend came to my house crying because the guy who she has been cheating on me with doesn't want to be with her anymore. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me. Her exact words used were "I like the idea of you, but I don't like you." I still don't know what that means. FML
Today, the woman I love told me she cared about me and didn't like me hurting myself. She then posted a picture of herself making-out with her new boyfriend. FML
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Top comments
cOOkiEzRgOOd 22
Too bad for her, I really hope you dumped her sorry ass. Especially if it happened this early on (I assume).
whysojealous 18
Yes because nothing says "I love you" like cheating on your significant other
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Comments (37)
genshift 8
I hope for your sake that you told her to hit the bricks. You don't need that in your life.
rapunzel3416 28
Sounds like when my ex use to "propose" after he'd do something horrible.
andrmac 25
Did you tell her to you'd love her to walk out the door and never have to deal with her arrogance again?
moo77_fml 20
If she loved you she would be jumping into another pants!!!
FemskyD 26
Enough monogamous fish in the sea! Ditch the b*tch :p
totallynotemily 25
Don't believe her, she wouldn't have cheated on you if she really loved you
blahhhhhhh85 9
time to go brio. she did it once she will do it again
Luna196 11
Once a cheater, always a cheater... sorry. But you should drop her before she gets the chance to hurt you again!
ChinchillaLady 27
Or give you a STD/STI
ImBored15 21
My ex did the same thing to me, not worth staying with her so hopefully you broke up with her. Getting cheated on sucks.
NostalgiaFreak9 43
Leave her and change your locks and phone number.