Today, my girlfriend thought it would be a good idea to help me get over the fear of my upcoming rectal exam by surprising me with one of her own halfway through our lovemaking. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend stuck her finger up my butt while giving me a hand-job, promising it would feel really good. It just felt awkward and made me need to poop. FML
Today, while performing a rectal exam on my female patient, I inadvertently said, "Okay, you're going to feel some pleasure now." I meant "pressure". Her husband was in the room. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she wanted to try anal, praise the lord hallelujah. As we were getting into position, she let out a rancid fart she'd been saving for my face. Apparently it was revenge for me seeing Mamma Mia 2 without her while she was at work yesterday. FML
Today, I wanted to wake up my sweetheart with a surprise blowjob. He surprised me as well with a knee to the stomach. FML
Today, my girlfriend was giving me head. When I came, she was scared of the "stuff" that came out. FML
Today, my girlfriend thought it would be sexy to stick her finger up my ass during sex. I screamed like a little girl and barely managed to finish. Afterward, she said, 'Now you know how it feels.' FML
Today, my girlfriend of 5 months walked in on me naked while I was on the toilet. She proceeded to tell me that she wants to watch me taking a dump. I'm both shocked and too hard to do what she told me. FML
Today, my boyfriend had to give me an enema. FML
Today, after years of faking pleasure with my boyfriend, I visited the gynaecologist. As soon as she touched my privates I instinctively let out a fake moan. FML
Today, my fiancée got out of the shower, completely shaved. I went over to her, wrapped her in a hug and asked her what the occasion was. She pulled away and said that she had a gyno appointment. My fiancée will clean up for the gyno, but not for me. FML
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Bow chika bow wow.
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Did you return the favor?
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Comments (174)
scoobyluv 0
that's what I'm talking about;)
JPLovesAnimals 4
I thought guys liked it anal??!
BelleBelle_fml 11
Not in their anus! Unless they like penis...
sherrbear 3
actually...if you stick something up a guys anus, they can get an instint hard-on. that doesnt make every guy gay tho.
Majstr 23
No, don't like it.
zaveeshaveesh3 7
There are actually lots of straight guys that like it
MROMRO 0
Bullshit!
NBS93 0
I have to get one of those soon too! Would you mind if your girlfriend "prepared" me?
aggeon 3
Fun stuff :)
denvan 0
Did she wear a glove or a finger-cot
fmlking2613 0
That must of been fun hoped u passed it
xXshadowrollerXx 6
Does she have an oral exam anytime soon? Perhaps you could help her out with that as well.
Viperex 5
True that.
MichaelReyes1 3
hawww
patrickalamo 48
Lock in those hubs, she was going down a mud road.
mizsunshine 3
Aww, that sucks. Sorry OP.