Today, my fiancée got out of the shower, completely shaved. I went over to her, wrapped her in a hug and asked her what the occasion was. She pulled away and said that she had a gyno appointment. My fiancée will clean up for the gyno, but not for me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I shaved my legs and armpits for the first time in 6 weeks. Unfortunately, I didn't have a hot date, I just had my yearly gyno exam. FML
Today, I was in my girlfriend's room when she walked in after getting out of the shower, wearing just a towel. She removed it and I was inches away from going down on her when I noticed she hadn’t wiped properly, either before or after her shower. She'd complained about stomach problems earlier, but regardless… FML
Today, I was about to have sex with my girlfriend for the first time. When I took my shirt off, she saw my chest acne. She ran out of my house and hasn't spoken to me in 5 hours. FML
Today, my boyfriend is coming over. We haven't seen each other for a while so for a surprise, a few days ago, I decided to shave my pubic hair. I've come up in a huge rash that looks like some sort of infection. Not quite the sexy surprise I was hoping for. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I haven't had sex for a long time, so when she got out of the shower I was ready on our bed to finally do it. Her response? "Really? Now? I just got out of the shower." FML
Today, I waited for my girlfriend to get in the shower before I stripped down to try and seduce her. I got ready, threw open the door and went in. I walked in on her taking a dump. FML
Today, my wife was about to take a shower, when she called me into the bathroom. She stripped me off and pulled me in with her. As I started to get into it, she sighed, "Thank god. You really needed a shower." FML
Today, my girlfriend and I enjoyed a lovely shower together. It was indeed lovely until her father came into the washroom to say “Welcome to the family!” whilst taking a giant shit. FML
Today, my girlfriend thought it would be a good idea to help me get over the fear of my upcoming rectal exam by surprising me with one of her own halfway through our lovemaking. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me the reason she asked me to shave my beard. When I go down on her shaved, it feels more like her ex-boyfriend. FML
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grazynaanka 0
It's uncomfortable to go to the gyno in the first place. When you're a girl, there are always so many things you worry about. Cleaning herself down there, might help ease her worries a bit. And so what if she doesn't clean up for you. It means she's comfortable being around you and being herself.
vanillafire 0
Shaving that area is time-consuming and results in painful and itchy regrowth whatever the razor and however much shaving gel and aftercare you use. Waxing is just as painful. She probably shaved herself for the gyno because she was afraid of being judged, as our culture these days is obsessed with removing natural pubic hair, even though gynos have seen it all. It's just scary showing that to a stranger. Take it as a compliment that she's not afraid of being judged like that by you. :) Pubic hair is a symbol of maturity and can be very sexy. Each person should do with theirs what's most comfortable, be it nothing, trimming, removing some, or removing it entirely.
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xpakisweetiex 0
maybe her gyno is hot? *first.
hunterluv1 20
it's because she is probably more comfy around you... I mean, would you want some strang doctor seeing you all scruffy? no! but y'all are married :)
tdmoth 0
Brutal, woulda been nice to have the favour for you every once in a while
22cute 17
Did you even ask?
LenWK 0
THIRD!
emmaleelee 0
Oh, stop whining. It's very uncomfortable for girls. WOO HOO! FOURTH!
flavormyheart 0
Well that's awkward O_o
Pitaace 0
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your fiance is a lesbian, maybe you can get a 3some?
Yes_Im_Beast 0
DUMB ASS she isn't lesbian
Moota 9
where did that come from?
Peachy2392 26
It came from #6 fantasies.
kenyrabit 25
??? ...assuming her gynecologist is female... Listen, dumbass, that visit is far from sexy.
grazynaanka 0
It's uncomfortable to go to the gyno in the first place. When you're a girl, there are always so many things you worry about. Cleaning herself down there, might help ease her worries a bit. And so what if she doesn't clean up for you. It means she's comfortable being around you and being herself.
SteamyPenguin 46
True. And the sad thing is the Gyno could care less about the fact she shaved.
DarthVader77 9
Well, in that case she will be better off going with her gyno. Granted, we, men, are filthy animals and perverts. But more often than not we want to be this way just with the one we love. Deny us that and we will take our business elsewhere.
core01 30
Darth-Thank God! GTFO
sjks 0
dont most gynos discourage shaving?
jdb2009 0
Mutual situation relationships - don't be one of them. This has been a public service announcement.
swanlee 0
yea lame that she won't take the time to do this for her man but will for a doctor