Today, my girlfriend tells me she missed her period this month. I felt excited until she said, "I will let you know the results of the paternity test." I was not aware we needed a paternity test. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I told my boyfriend of 4 years that I'm pregnant. He suggested we get a paternity test done. FML
Today, my pregnant girlfriend asked me if she should take a pregnancy test to make sure the baby is really hers. FML
Today, three weeks after my girlfriend told me she was pregnant, she admitted it was a lie. Turned out it was just a test to see if I'd break up with her or not. I didn't, but I did just break the bank buying all the things we'd need for an actual kid. FML
Today, my girlfriend asked me to get her a pregnancy test. After using it, we couldn't find how to tell if she was or wasn't pregnant. After about 10 minutes of waiting, Google searching, and tension, I realized I had bought an ovulation test. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend is four months pregnant. She can't wait for us to be parents. I guess she forgot that I haven't seen her in 7 months. FML
Today, my boyfriend's mother found out that I'm three months pregnant. She told my boyfriend to put it up for adoption, and now wants a paternity test. FML
Today, my girlfriend blew up at me for a comment I had made several weeks ago about not wanting kids. Then, she told me that she's pregnant. After consoling her and telling her that whatever we do, we'll do it together, she further explained that she's not sure if it's mine. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she was pregnant. She also said I'm going to be an uncle. FML
Today, my ex told me that she's 3 weeks pregnant with my child. Not only was she on her period when I broke up with her last week, her friend let me know that the positive pregnancy test she showed me was a fake that she'd bought online. FML
Today, while having a break up fight with my fiancée, she informed me that the paternity of our unborn child was in question because one of the other guys couldn't remember if he got off or not. FML
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Top comments
aggiegirl95 7
Guess its time to call Maury.
petethelovehorn 19
You're better off without her, OP!
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Comments (155)
random_jay 6
She probably meant to say pregnancy test. Good luck OP!
militarybrat 21
She may have assumed you wanted one since that is usually the first question girls hear. Yes even in marriages. But i obviously didnt read, yes she meant pregnancy test.
stacieharms 11
damn OP that really sucks
meliodafool_ 15
that's very possible. this post needs a follow up.
thatsjustgreat1 16
"You are NOT the father !"
maemismile 22
I wanna hope she meant pregnancy test and that she's just really, realllyyyy stupid.
skullmaster9 10
Oh .-. Sorry about that, man that sucks
rocketman9mm 5
Pray it's not yours or your gonna have this cheater in your life forever to some degree.
Teacatt 13
She could of meant pregnancy test since she doesn't seem to know if she is pregnant or not. Also OPs girlfriend could of been in another relationship before OP, don't just assume it's strictly cheating
HandDownManDown 5
Maybe she has a serious case of the stupids and thinks that test will confirm pregnancy not tell you if youre the father Or maybe she cheated in that case drop her OP you can do better goodluck and for sure FML