Today, my girlfriend tells me she missed her period this month. I felt excited until she said, "I will let you know the results of the paternity test." I was not aware we needed a paternity test. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I told my boyfriend of 4 years that I'm pregnant. He suggested we get a paternity test done. FML
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aggiegirl95 7
Guess its time to call Maury.
petethelovehorn 19
You're better off without her, OP!
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Comments (155)
GoogieWithers 25
hopefully she meant pregnancy.
Dictionaryspeaks 18
I have been in this situation..
fpants2010 18
If she did in fact mean paternity instead of pregnancy, do yourself a favor and refuse to sign any birth certificate or other paperwork until you see the results of the test. Good luck OP!
neepmeep 8
She may have been talking about a pregnancy test
Sweetjessierose 8
That's one hell of a Freudian Slip :/ Sorry, OP
rkay5989 12
Freudian slip maybe? Lol sorry OP
everton99 16
I know it's an absolute far stretch, but maybe OPs girlfriend is an idiot and got pregnancy and paternity test mixed up.
writerchic85 26
Maybe she meant pregnancy test?
ChristinePi 36
Maybe she misspoke and meant pregnancy test? Like it could be possible she doesn't know what a paternity test is. At least I hope that's the case OP.
saffy66 34
My thoughts exactly. Don't jump to conclusions without checking what she meant, OP!
thatsme293 28
Good luck op hoping for the best for you. If this happened to me I'm not sure if I would want to make it work...