nick
Highland Park, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend started making pig noises during sex. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Jon
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I gave my girlfriend an orgasm for the first time only to realise she squeals like a baby pig in the process. FML
Anonymous
Australia 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I was having amazing sex with this guy I had been seeing for a while. It got really intense, so did my moans. Guys usually like when I moan, but he just put his hands over my mouth and told me to "shut up" because it sounded like "pig noises". FML
SwAGkiLlS
Milwaukee, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend said that we should try something new. I got excited because I thought it would be about sex. Nope, she wanted me to start speaking with animal noises so we could build up a secret language. FML
Anonymous
Northampton, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I said to my boyfriend that he makes the same noises when he smells bacon as he does when we have sex. Now everytime we have sex, he whispers "Bacon..." in my ear. FML
kjdhfakjs
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Woof woof
Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, he started pretending he was a dog. This included barking, licking my face, and scratching his ears. FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Bad sign
Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend when she starts laughing and says, "Wow, this is just too funny." FML
pigglepigglepiggle
United States
Today, I agreed to buy my girlfriend a piggle for Christmas. The pig is miniature. The noise it makes is not. Oh, and I just found out it's not living with her, but with me. FML
loldick
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, while my girlfriend was going down on me, she looked up at me and said, in a high-pitched voice, "Yummy yummy yummy yummy yummy!" FML
Anonymous
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Romance
Today, I went down on my girlfriend after sharing a romantic moment. As I was licking, she giggled and said, "You sound like a dog." Romance ruined. FML
katie
🌶️ Spicy
Today, as my girlfriend and I were making love, and she started to moan and groan. All of a sudden, she stopped and said, "I'm lying, you suck at this." FML
Top comments
cacheson 42
Well, pigs can have 30 minute orgasms. She was probably trying to channel her inner sex demon.
niftyismybitch 21
After finishing you can go with "That'll do pig."
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Comments (73)
LARC_UoGuelph 9
She was becoming one with her inner hog. Or at least the hog inside her.
LikeATourist 6
Guess your not freaky in the sac!
Henny_In_Hand 7
put it in the booty and see how long she continues bruh ;P
MaddieLovesNPH 24
Was it at least purposeful/as a joke?
Thasnoxi 8
I can imagine her just squealing with pleasure.
juliettalphakilo 16
If it's intentional, give it a laugh and let her have her fun. If it's not intentional, take it as a compliment and keep your mouth shut.
atlien247 16
Everything is better with bacon!
bnbhimp 10
At least you know she wasn't faking it. Nobody would make those noises on purpose.
belladonna1025 16
that's funny
sherri_baby88 36
Squeal piggy, squeal!!