Today, my girlfriend sent me a sexy picture of herself in my boxers. I thought it would be funny to take a picture of myself in the thong she left in my room and send it to her. She thought it would be funnier on Facebook. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, as I was folding laundry, I found some of my wife’s sexy panties. I’m kind of a hairy guy so I thought it would be hilarious to put them on and send her some goofy pics. She thought it was hilarious alright, mostly because they were our daughter’s not hers. FML
Today, thinking my girlfriend had left her little black thong in the dryer to tease me, I sent her a picture of me seductively posing with it. She didn't text back, but a few hours later my 16 year old daughter asked if she'd left anything in the dryer. FML
Today, I got a new smartphone and wanted to surprise my girlfriend with a naughty picture with it. A few minutes after sending it, I got a reply back from my girlfriend. And my best friend. And my sister. And everyone on my contacts list. FML
Today, I accidentally sent my teacher a picture of me in my boyfriend's boxers instead of my essay. FML
Today, I was feeling a little racy and decided to send my boyfriend some naked pictures of myself. He responded, "That's OK, but does your face have to be in them?" FML
Today, my girlfriend sent me a naked picture of herself and I wish she hadn't. FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a picture. In the mirror I could see a bra and thong sitting on his bed. They weren't mine. FML
Today, I put my boyfriend's t-shirt on and took sexy pictures with nothing else but panties. I then sent him the pictures. His reply was, "Can you wash that when you're done?" FML
Today, my recent ex-girlfriend posted a photo of herself on Facebook. It was a picture of herself in the arms of a half-naked male stripper. She posted it on my wall. FML
Today, I tried to email my Dad a picture of someone we knew that I'd found on the Internet. He called me later to inform me that I had actually sent him a picture of myself in a naughty school girl outfit that I'd taken for my husband. My mom was laughing her ass off. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
OreoLovesFez 0
*facepalm*
MarjoCupcake 11
Lmao, I'm sorry OP.
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (129)
Psycho_Babydoll 26
Put her picture on Facebook and when she complains, claim it was funny and she has no sense of humour. That'll calm the bitch right down.
ShroomsOnAcid 17
Or he can deal with this the mature way, that doesn't involve stupid Facebook wars.
Daralea 21
And, if it comes to it, I'm fairly certain he can report the picture.
gracefield21 7
Lmfao that's a good one
shemseyy 1
Well at least now you hav the option of not being tagged if you don't want :p
gracefield21 7
That won't help everyone knows who he is
ChaPStikkWhoRe 0
And now your entire network knows you are small enough to fit into a womans thong. Was it just Cold and you had major shrinkage? =
joee182 3
his girl could be a lil on the plus size maybe?:o
Captain_Obvious2_fml 6
More cushion for the pushin'
chemman5 12
fat chicks need lovin too. just not from me
sierra142 19
Why on earth would you put a thong on? That is hilarious.
SystemofaBlink41 27
Maybe he's a closet cross-dresser and he used that as an excuse...
jedielf 23
I'm now wondering what kind of career the presence of this photo on Facebook is going to potentially ruin if/when someone digs this up a few years down the line...
leadman1989 16
Congressmen I just have one question do you recall taking these pictures?
geon_olam 17
Op is anthony wiener!!!!
leadman1989 16
Violently rip off her thong, leaving her asshole numb. (FML reference)
ajjucool 0
you thought wrong!!!
stompic 2
you made me laugh, thank you and FYL by the way ;)
TaylorTotsYumm 10
I want to see. LYK OMG CAN I ADD U ON FACEBOOK?
storywriter 5
Yeah, i dont think its as funny or good looking the other way round :/