Today, my girlfriend sent me a sexy picture of herself in my boxers. I thought it would be funny to take a picture of myself in the thong she left in my room and send it to her. She thought it would be funnier on Facebook. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Goofball
Today, as I was folding laundry, I found some of my wife’s sexy panties. I’m kind of a hairy guy so I thought it would be hilarious to put them on and send her some goofy pics. She thought it was hilarious alright, mostly because they were our daughter’s not hers. FML
Today, thinking my girlfriend had left her little black thong in the dryer to tease me, I sent her a picture of me seductively posing with it. She didn't text back, but a few hours later my 16 year old daughter asked if she'd left anything in the dryer. FML
Today, I got a new smartphone and wanted to surprise my girlfriend with a naughty picture with it. A few minutes after sending it, I got a reply back from my girlfriend. And my best friend. And my sister. And everyone on my contacts list. FML
Today, I accidentally sent my teacher a picture of me in my boyfriend's boxers instead of my essay. FML
Today, I was feeling a little racy and decided to send my boyfriend some naked pictures of myself. He responded, "That's OK, but does your face have to be in them?" FML
Today, my girlfriend sent me a naked picture of herself and I wish she hadn't. FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a picture. In the mirror I could see a bra and thong sitting on his bed. They weren't mine. FML
Today, I put my boyfriend's t-shirt on and took sexy pictures with nothing else but panties. I then sent him the pictures. His reply was, "Can you wash that when you're done?" FML
Today, my recent ex-girlfriend posted a photo of herself on Facebook. It was a picture of herself in the arms of a half-naked male stripper. She posted it on my wall. FML
Sorry father…
Today, I tried to email my Dad a picture of someone we knew that I'd found on the Internet. He called me later to inform me that I had actually sent him a picture of myself in a naughty school girl outfit that I'd taken for my husband. My mom was laughing her ass off. FML
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OreoLovesFez 0
*facepalm*
MarjoCupcake 11
Lmao, I'm sorry OP.
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sakura_girl 14
I hope for your future's sake that no one downloaded the photo before it was (hopefully) taken down.
purple91 8
Sure there has been worse uploaded to facebook...
Volti_fml 0
Wow, that's cruel. :s . i would be really pissed if i were you!
azriel97 6
Oh sorry man. At least you got a picture of her!
HumanWiki 8
Sounds like an ex to me now.
shazza26 1
Should've gone Borat style ;)
False_Stupidity 42
Yeah, a bright lime green mankini, that'd look great on Facebook for everyone to see.
sarahscrambles 0
I bet that thought went through your mind right before you sent the message.... ahhh irony
everybodyluvsMEN 0
...ahhh... Not irony you idiot :)
gracefield21 7
Haha seriously look up irony damn
kennan813 2
At least you know she loves you.
jaredofmo 22
Roll with it.
allthatremains25 0
Lighten up everyone probably thought it was a joke.