Today, my girlfriend sent me a sexy picture of herself in my boxers. I thought it would be funny to take a picture of myself in the thong she left in my room and send it to her. She thought it would be funnier on Facebook. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, as I was folding laundry, I found some of my wife’s sexy panties. I’m kind of a hairy guy so I thought it would be hilarious to put them on and send her some goofy pics. She thought it was hilarious alright, mostly because they were our daughter’s not hers. FML
Today, thinking my girlfriend had left her little black thong in the dryer to tease me, I sent her a picture of me seductively posing with it. She didn't text back, but a few hours later my 16 year old daughter asked if she'd left anything in the dryer. FML
Today, I got a new smartphone and wanted to surprise my girlfriend with a naughty picture with it. A few minutes after sending it, I got a reply back from my girlfriend. And my best friend. And my sister. And everyone on my contacts list. FML
Today, I accidentally sent my teacher a picture of me in my boyfriend's boxers instead of my essay. FML
Today, I was feeling a little racy and decided to send my boyfriend some naked pictures of myself. He responded, "That's OK, but does your face have to be in them?" FML
Today, my girlfriend sent me a naked picture of herself and I wish she hadn't. FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a picture. In the mirror I could see a bra and thong sitting on his bed. They weren't mine. FML
Today, I put my boyfriend's t-shirt on and took sexy pictures with nothing else but panties. I then sent him the pictures. His reply was, "Can you wash that when you're done?" FML
Today, my recent ex-girlfriend posted a photo of herself on Facebook. It was a picture of herself in the arms of a half-naked male stripper. She posted it on my wall. FML
Today, I tried to email my Dad a picture of someone we knew that I'd found on the Internet. He called me later to inform me that I had actually sent him a picture of myself in a naughty school girl outfit that I'd taken for my husband. My mom was laughing her ass off. FML
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OreoLovesFez 0
*facepalm*
MarjoCupcake 11
Lmao, I'm sorry OP.
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Comments (129)
swe3tsam22 0
Hah that's hilarious. Lol
lolmigosh 15
*cough.. SEXTING.. *cough
kareltje 17
Rule #1: Owwait, never mind. That's been said 1000 times before already. YDI!
WutzButz 3
What's worse: bring the shame through your girlfriend, who thaught it would be funny.
clementine00 1
Honestly, that is break up worthy. That is so messed up. You should definitely put every slutty picture she's ever sent to you up on Facebook.
Ioon_fml 5
Your girl rocks !
AFlyingPenguin 2
hahahahahahahahahhaahah that blows bro.
flipflapfeng 3
you should just post the one she sent to you on fb
panderluver 0
Note that thong as a reminder for 'A Certain Future Job'.
CactusTea 1
Well next time she sends you a candid photograph, you know where it's going!