Today, my girlfriend sent me a naked picture of herself and I wish she hadn't. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, my boyfriend sent me a nude picture. I would have been fine with it if he hadn't taken it in his ex-girlfriend's room. FML
Today, I accidentally sent a nude to my girlfriend's father. He screenshotted it. FML
Today, I was looking through my boyfriends phone, when I found a naked picture of myself. Too bad I haven't sent him any. Ever. FML
Today, I sent my grandma a naked picture instead of my girlfriend. While attempting to delete it, I sent it again. FML
Today, I got a text from a woman containing many naked pictures of her. Apparently she meant to send those to her boyfriend whose number is one digit from mine. The bad part? My girlfriend was using my phone when I received that message. FML
Photography nerd
Today, the girl I like sent me a nude photo of herself. Being a photographer, all I could think about was how grainy the photo was, and the various ways it could be fixed. FML
So beautiful!
Today, my best female friend sent me a nude to make sure it looked good before she sent it to the guy she likes. FML
Today, while my girlfriend was playing a game on my phone, an unknown number sent me a nude picture and the words "Miss you, baby." This person's mistake just cost me a black eye, and probably my relationship too. FML
Today, I was feeling a little racy and decided to send my boyfriend some naked pictures of myself. He responded, "That's OK, but does your face have to be in them?" FML
Today, I was sending intimate pictures to my girlfriend and accidentally sent one to my best friend. He sent me one back. FML
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fishbiscuit 0
how about FHL because of the dick boyfriend she has.
atruegem 0
I think it is time for you to grow up ad get a grip on reality. Real people loo like real people, not **** stars, so get the idea of normal women being shaved to perfection 24/7, having a bleached a-hole and naturally perky boobs out of your head. Cellulite is common, as is a slightly flabby stomach area. **** and a$$es tend to start sagging at some point. And you know what? people like that don't have less or worse sex than all the rest. It is called life and reality. maybe work on your perception of that.
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Phantom13 3
You're an a-hole. Not ALL girls are willing to be kinky and get their man's attention like that...she was trying to do you a favor. Do HER the favor and break up with her you shallow little prick...give her the chance to find someone who would ACTUALLY appreciate the gester.
atruegem 0
it is entirely plausible and a possibility but definitely not the obvious meaning. you don't need a PhD in discourse analysis to know that if you post your FML the way the OP did that people will assume it is because he finds the girl ugly. If his reaction is due to wanting to wait, he should have made that clear, so he deserves every single comment. if you know you post smth that might not be obvious, make it clear. If not, deal with the fact that people will understand what is the popular perspective on your story. May I return the compliment "fucktard" but exchange presumptuous for self-righteous.
hahayou12345 0
Son of a bitch.
st87 0
fron ur FML, the only way that i will agree with u is either she sent it (and u opened it) at an inappropriate time i.e. in front of everyone else without knowing that her naked picture was waiting for you inside. If not, damn u suck. wish u never get laid in ur life.
LAgirl_fml 1
If the OP could tell us why is that a FML it would be great. Anway, FHL for being with you.
Shutsuji 3
Well that was descriptive ._.
goldberg2046 0
are you gay?
niccisixx 0
then if that's the case, his life is ******. What sane person isn't into seeing there partner naked!
24788 7
How is this an FML?
mixedchick 0
thats mean fhl for having such a jerk bf actually sdi for sending you a naked pic of herself