FML for mobile
Free

Open in app
FMyLife
MisterSeth United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, my girlfriend sent me a naked picture of herself and I wish she hadn't. FML

296

Collection

Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

Same thing different taste

Next

Top comments

fishbiscuit 0

how about FHL because of the dick boyfriend she has.

atruegem 0

I think it is time for you to grow up ad get a grip on reality. Real people loo like real people, not **** stars, so get the idea of normal women being shaved to perfection 24/7, having a bleached a-hole and naturally perky boobs out of your head. Cellulite is common, as is a slightly flabby stomach area. **** and a$$es tend to start sagging at some point. And you know what? people like that don't have less or worse sex than all the rest. It is called life and reality. maybe work on your perception of that.

Add a comment · Reply to

You must be logged in to be able to post comments!

Sign in Create my account

Comments (296)

bobhope125 0

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

Why would you ever date a bitch remotely overweight, even just "average". Just "average" is pretty gross. Fat girls CAN NOT be attractive, no mater how hard they try.

HOOPS_fml 0

#18 is an asshole you are obviously a very shallow person so what if he didn't like the pic doesn't mean he doesn't like her

Spamonkey 2

18; You're shallow. Unfortunately for you, Pretty girls don't go for douche bags.

TheRealEllieSan 9

well, actually, if my observations are correct, many, if not most, do.

iplantzy 0

douchebag

anjyu22 0

Is this sexting??

CassT 0

Amen. She might've been trying to spice up both of your sex lives, which you obviously are not helping as you're on FML complaining about her body. Edit: Wow, what the heck? It posted my comment three times. O.o

JJlmer 0

I dont agree with #5.. If a girl is ugly, just dump her and start looking for a new one. In the mean time, you can get right or lefthanded love from your favourite **** website :-P

ambear26 14

Wow great attitude. "if a girl is ugly dump her" sounds like you'll be single for a while. You do realize there's a bigger picture than just having an attractive partner.

unistudentb 0

So break up with her. She deserves someone who will find her beautiful

Neep_fml 0

Yeah, a tramp for sending pictures of herself to her boyfriend. (Assuming the OP is a boy.) Totally the same as sleeping around. Good job asshat.

wildfire393 0

This is only an FML if the picture is something like Scat-****, Furry-****, etc. Something that you would not expect to see and really would not want to see your girlfriend doing. If she sent you a regular naked picture in earnest, you're just an asshole. If you're dating her, the eventual expectation is that you will see her naked, one way or another. In the case of most relationships, the man prefers this to be as soon as possible. So from the sound of things she was trying to do you a favor; if you can't appreciate that, then you deserve whatever negative rammifications come from it.

justbea777 0

I agree with #3 YDI

rukiafujioka 0

Wow-what, you want a girl that is petite and flat as a board? What a horrible response.

o76923 8

In the guy's defense. It's possible he didn't want to go that fast. Not all guys want to dive into trading kiddie **** (that's how the law views it anyway). Alternatively, she could have some horrible scarring or something that just wasn't visible while she was clothed. So it isn't like he didn't find her attractive then got mad when she's still unattractive naked.

Fire_lights 0

#44 DOUCHY MCDOUCHERTON? Roflmao classic 8D