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Today, my girlfriend sent me a naked picture of herself and I wish she hadn't. FML

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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

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fishbiscuit 0

how about FHL because of the dick boyfriend she has.

atruegem 0

I think it is time for you to grow up ad get a grip on reality. Real people loo like real people, not **** stars, so get the idea of normal women being shaved to perfection 24/7, having a bleached a-hole and naturally perky boobs out of your head. Cellulite is common, as is a slightly flabby stomach area. **** and a$$es tend to start sagging at some point. And you know what? people like that don't have less or worse sex than all the rest. It is called life and reality. maybe work on your perception of that.

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itscalledkarma 0

Oh SHUT UP! You're a stupid moron and I hope your girlfriend dumps you so you're alone with nothing but your own hands.

SeaCoyote 0

Um logically why else would he not want to see her naked? I mean even if she had an ugly face, an attractive body is nothing to shun. Thus she must be fat, that's is the only explanation besides being horribly disfigured... Use a little bit common sense before posting little girl.

SeaCoyote 0

Not to a man you dont. You have to be a fat or horribly disfigured for us to not want to see a chick naked. hairy, spotty, too skinny, stretch marks, saggy **** are semantics. You would know this if a man at the very least gave you the time of day. Again you either lack common sense or have never been around a man to understand our train of thought. Oh and on a side note: there's no such thing as too skinny, so take a hint fatso.

whatevs80 0

Men that only like skinny women really just want to nail a boy. So you just called yourself out!

MeMeMe123455 0

Have you banged a couple fatties in your day, Sea? Sounds like you're speaking from experience...:)

jacqi_xo_ox 0

you are a dick.

love2shop 0

dick dick dick dick dick dick head

cherrystarkiss 0

Yeah man he sucks!

Waytooshitty 0

You sure deserved that one. More like FHL. Prick.

rayrayy_fml 0

Wow, you're disgusting. I hope you find out your next "hotter" girlfriend has a penis. Jerk.

RhymePrime 7

This would be an admissible assertion if the OP wasn't so resentful and judgmental enough to exemplify the ordeal in an anecdote. He should have just been dignified and discrete about it, right?

lincolnLS 0

nobody here knows what the man saw, maybe she had a jungle down there, or some period blood slipping down her leg, cant really judge him until we see the picture now can we.

modifiedchick 0

Don't let people like him make you feel that way. I'd be surprised if that moron has ever been laid in his life. Considering girls of average weight, "gross"? Yeah I don't think he's getting ANY, or ever will be unless he changes his attitude drastically.

tje210_fml 0

i'm right there with you. luckily, that's never happened to me :-P you know what to do . . . dump her ass and don't be so desperate!

lnf9ohfour 0

whoa some people need to relax, he might be dating her because he likes her for who she is, not her body, he isnt a jerk or gay, maybe she doesnt have an attractive body, but he still likes her, which is cutee, so relaxx.