Today, my girlfriend sent me a naked picture of herself and I wish she hadn't. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Today, my boyfriend sent me a nude picture. I would have been fine with it if he hadn't taken it in his ex-girlfriend's room. FML
Today, I accidentally sent a nude to my girlfriend's father. He screenshotted it. FML
Today, I was looking through my boyfriends phone, when I found a naked picture of myself. Too bad I haven't sent him any. Ever. FML
Today, I sent my grandma a naked picture instead of my girlfriend. While attempting to delete it, I sent it again. FML
Today, I got a text from a woman containing many naked pictures of her. Apparently she meant to send those to her boyfriend whose number is one digit from mine. The bad part? My girlfriend was using my phone when I received that message. FML
Photography nerd
Today, the girl I like sent me a nude photo of herself. Being a photographer, all I could think about was how grainy the photo was, and the various ways it could be fixed. FML
So beautiful!
Today, my best female friend sent me a nude to make sure it looked good before she sent it to the guy she likes. FML
Today, while my girlfriend was playing a game on my phone, an unknown number sent me a nude picture and the words "Miss you, baby." This person's mistake just cost me a black eye, and probably my relationship too. FML
Today, I was feeling a little racy and decided to send my boyfriend some naked pictures of myself. He responded, "That's OK, but does your face have to be in them?" FML
Today, I was sending intimate pictures to my girlfriend and accidentally sent one to my best friend. He sent me one back. FML
Top comments
fishbiscuit 0
how about FHL because of the dick boyfriend she has.
atruegem 0
I think it is time for you to grow up ad get a grip on reality. Real people loo like real people, not **** stars, so get the idea of normal women being shaved to perfection 24/7, having a bleached a-hole and naturally perky boobs out of your head. Cellulite is common, as is a slightly flabby stomach area. **** and a$$es tend to start sagging at some point. And you know what? people like that don't have less or worse sex than all the rest. It is called life and reality. maybe work on your perception of that.
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Comments (296)
plexico 4
Thanks #118. I do think I am funny and that others might enjoy my humor, too.
guitardedman 0
if you don't think she's attractive why the hell are you dating her? think about it retard.
jesusjr 0
I love how people jump to conclusions, and assume the OP is gay. There good be many reasons he didn't enjoy the picture. Maybe he didn't think she was this type fo girl and isn't lookign for that in life. Maybe she hadn't termed in a few weeks or months. Maybe someone got the text. The post is so vague anything could be the reason.
ToxicMoon 0
FHL you jerk.
kcg4305 0
What a jackass. Your lucky you ever get laid in the first place with an attitude like that.
cyberhoy 3
when you think about it this is atually good of you find out now shes ugly naked you came dump her now better than using your prescious time and energy trying to penetrate her only to be disgusted when she takes her clothes off
tasha2010 0
Wow, what a jerk. If I knew her I'd tell her to dump your pathetic ass ASAP.
JulzKay 0
Maybe he was disappointed with her figure because she could be extremely bony? I mean, its hard to see that through shirts and a "water-bra" (the ones with water, or gel, in the cups to make the breasts look bigger). But still, I hope you still love her no matter what!
SublimeToInsomni 0
If this is the first time he's seen her naked, what makes you think he got laid?
poopsicle 0
you're a jerk.