Today, my girlfriend said I looked like ET and made me pose next to a full scale model of him while she took a picture. She's showing her friends the picture and they agree. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my dad found the ugliest picture my mom has ever taken. I show it to her laughing. She said it looks like me. I looked again and it kind of does. FML
Today, I was at the Apple Store taking random pictures of myself. I took one with a really stupid face. This girl passes by and says, "Wow, that's a cool effect! You look just like an alien!" I wasn't using any effects. It was a regular picture. FML
Today, my friend sent me a weird selfie in black and white. I sent one back, and she said I looked like an 80s porn star. It was funny, but then three of my friends had the same reaction. I didn't even look good in the picture. FML
Today, I finally exchanged pictures with the woman I've been seeing online for some time now. She replied, saying "Thats not funny. Some people actually look like that." I sent my real picture, and thought I actually looked pretty good in it. FML
Today, my girlfriend refused to take a picture with me to prove to my friends that I do indeed have a girlfriend. I got so desperate that I photoshopped myself into one of her Facebook photos instead. FML
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my parents. The first thing my dad did was comment that given how pretty she looked in our photos, and compared to how she looks in real life, she's amazing at using Photoshop. FML
Today, my date told me I have a smile that "reminds him of his grandma." Then he showed me a picture. I look exactly like her. FML
Today, as my girlfriend and I were finishing up a romantic dinner, she gazed into my eyes for a moment and said, "You know, sometimes you look like a character from Sesame Street." FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend what she loves the most about me. She said it's the fact that I look like her cousin. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she is only going out with me because I look like the person she really wants to go out with. FML
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Epsilonyx 15
You sound attractive. Hit me up. You don't gotta phone home when you're with me, bby.
novair 5
OUCH..............
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Comments (110)
drloves69 4
Did you ever give her the glowing finger?
ComplexChris 3
ET is cute! ;-)
calbabe96 5
I think me and aliens are hottt. Katy perry would agree
skyeyez9 25
Did she leave a trail of Reeses Pieces for you to pick up and eat?
RedPillSucks 33
powned home by ET
anteup623 14
Heisman that ho!!!
liftedyoda 5
Why would you let her take the pic if you didnt want her to show her friends?
rebelsrock 17
She's still dating you right? Then your all good buddy
Burrrprint_HD 6
Lolz that bitch burned herself kuz she's dating you that's her FML lmaolz
2wenty0ne21 0
Peanut butter sandwich every morning and 100 pushups by noon then let genetics do the rest. Then once u get buff dump her.