Today, my girlfriend said I looked like ET and made me pose next to a full scale model of him while she took a picture. She's showing her friends the picture and they agree. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my dad found the ugliest picture my mom has ever taken. I show it to her laughing. She said it looks like me. I looked again and it kind of does. FML
Today, I was at the Apple Store taking random pictures of myself. I took one with a really stupid face. This girl passes by and says, "Wow, that's a cool effect! You look just like an alien!" I wasn't using any effects. It was a regular picture. FML
Today, my friend sent me a weird selfie in black and white. I sent one back, and she said I looked like an 80s porn star. It was funny, but then three of my friends had the same reaction. I didn't even look good in the picture. FML
Today, I finally exchanged pictures with the woman I've been seeing online for some time now. She replied, saying "Thats not funny. Some people actually look like that." I sent my real picture, and thought I actually looked pretty good in it. FML
Today, my girlfriend refused to take a picture with me to prove to my friends that I do indeed have a girlfriend. I got so desperate that I photoshopped myself into one of her Facebook photos instead. FML
Today, I introduced my girlfriend to my parents. The first thing my dad did was comment that given how pretty she looked in our photos, and compared to how she looks in real life, she's amazing at using Photoshop. FML
Today, my date told me I have a smile that "reminds him of his grandma." Then he showed me a picture. I look exactly like her. FML
Today, as my girlfriend and I were finishing up a romantic dinner, she gazed into my eyes for a moment and said, "You know, sometimes you look like a character from Sesame Street." FML
Today, I asked my girlfriend what she loves the most about me. She said it's the fact that I look like her cousin. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she is only going out with me because I look like the person she really wants to go out with. FML
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Epsilonyx 15
You sound attractive. Hit me up. You don't gotta phone home when you're with me, bby.
novair 5
OUCH..............
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Comments (110)
A100893 30
Make a parody of Katy Perry's video. No, seriously, laugh it off and be yourself. You're beautiful on the inside.
Snookie85 19
ET phone home. :)
Blueocean7 19
Where in the world do you find a life-sized ET?!? Except maybe at the movie studio where it was filmed. Sorry about that. ET needs to phone home about this!
FYLSLOWLY 0
Dude you must look like a turd!
dansco 25
Did you phone home? Or just ride you bike over the moon?! Lol
farahg3 0
Lets hope she was kidding
iadoin 9
Apparently she likes the way ET looks if she is dating you...
Jonman503 0
in the words of Arnold you must be one ugly MF
kittyLoveZombiez 0
Not being mean. How Do You HAVE a GF if you look like .E.T. ?
decidedlyvague 11
Next time she's over say ET phone home and pull out your dick. If she asks any questions say that it's a speaking device and you already set it to dial, and that she can only talk to the person if she sticks it in her mouth. If she asks why no one responded, just say it was the wrong number. that'll teach her.