Today, I got banned on Club Penguin because I said "shit" while I was in a fight with another penguin about whose igloo is cooler. Shouldn't I have better things to do on a Friday night? FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was playing FarmTown and got into a fight with a 14 year old boy. I threatened him with physical violence, and he reported me. I'm 23 years old and got banned from a virtual farming game for threatening children. FML
Today, I posted on a forum asking if I could be a moderator. Instead, I got banned. FML
Today, I was playing my favorite online game when I had to use the bathroom. While I was away for five minutes, my little sister went on my laptop, typed the “N-word” in chat, and got me banned. FML
Today, I got banned from an art group and put in Facebook jail because I made fun of my own artwork, which I'd posted in a group. I guess you're not allowed to be your own worst critic. FML
Today, I got sent to detention for saying, "That's what she said" after a girl in my class said, "Push a little harder" while dissecting a frog. FML
Today, my mom put me in an anger management class because I said "crap." FML
Today, I posted on my Facebook wall that I'd gotten into a huge bar fight and had the shit kicked out of me, all to avoid having to tell the truth, namely that I'd stayed home all night because nobody invited me out to party. FML
Today, I got kicked out of my favorite pub. I yelled at the group behind me for being annoying. They were extremely irritating, singing songs and cheering, but the manager decided to kick me out instead. FML
Today, I got into trouble for moving my chair around in class, which went on my permanent record, while other people were literally throwing things across the room and being loud but they didn't get in trouble. Tomorrow's my birthday and now my parents won't let me go out, even after I told them what happened. FML
Today, my dad made a big show of sending me to my room and grounding me for a week. Not because he heard me cursing at my video game, but because I "swear like a little girl" and it embarrassed him in front of his friends. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
giantsfan2010 23
Yes, yes you should.
CutiePie_101 7
If you have a virtual fight over club penguin, you need to get out more often.
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (164)
giantsfan2010 23
Yes, yes you should.
I_iz_B_a_troll 24
Well op your igloo better have been ******* amazing! And don't feel bad, I haven't had plans on a Friday night ever in my life, but I guess I ammm a loser soo FYL.
sammy92 0
well I'm at work on Friday nights. but u should just go crash a party dude! HU said it da best!
Acousticpixie14 6
Regardless of it being Friday or not...shouldn't she have better things to do period? If she is old enough to be saying "shit" and be concerned about Friday night plans, then she's a bit old to be playing Club Penguin.
sammy92 0
very true 44
derpherp 0
(｡-_-｡) Dammit OP, go outside and get some ass.
Blaze177 0
I used to have Club Penguin, had a lot of stuff on it. I sold it to a friend's kid for 20 bucks :D
meowmeowwkitty 0
bahahaha yes you should. unless ur between the ages of 5-10
lexi365 20
OP don't waste your life like this......
TheFection 0
op is a girl smart ass
Acousticpixie14 6
When did anyone ever say that OP was a guy? I see no such comment in this thread.
ddawgg5523 0
gotta love those crazy penguins...
sextacular 0
Best FML.
juliahockey 0
it really depends. If he had a membership, then he is a complete loser. let's all point and laugh!
mazesm 11
He did have a membership.
damian777 0
he did have membership bcuz if he didnt then the other kids igloo would be better if they had membership.....if they didnt have membership then they wouldnt be fighting bcuz the igloos would look the same
shaneac 0
You need a membership to decorate your igloo. Since they're fighting about which igloo is cooler, both of them are members. By the way, both igloos are just as cool, they're both made of ice.
lucy331 0
it's very sad how all you guys know about memberships to club penguin. :(
ArielTheMermaid 17
Hey I used to love decorating my igloo....when I was 11 but still. Anyway, haven't you guys seen the commercials? There's a Marvel party going on. Almost worth buying a membership for
CutiePie_101 7
If you have a virtual fight over club penguin, you need to get out more often.
TheDrop 0
if you post on FML, you need to get out more often
smexykero 0
29 win!
Tempsey 0
If your profile picture is justine beiber, you need to shut the **** up!
mikeydakid59 0
Justin Bieber* If you can't spell right while trying to insult someone, you should shut the **** up.
Taylo12237 5
Nyan kitty!!!!^^^
mtbrown 0
Your not a cutie pie
stevieb123 7
Hey I live in nj
KrazieKleo 13
Try building your igloo in real life?? haha
EmoLittleBish 0
and... how old are you....?
kyrarox 0
that's what I was wondering
JuliaM1000 10
People under 13 shall not see the wizard!!
XxPurplePandaxX 0
people over 14 really shouldnt go on club penguin.... if u do.... I'm sorry but u have no life :P
020266t 5
yeah, if your over 14/15 don't play games like that.
unknownfork 12
68, I stopped playing when I was 11.
writergirl69 0
People over 14 should learn to actually spell.
Doortje 30
Better than arguing about your igloo with another penguin? HELL NO.
UpsidedownKayak 9
HELL YES! She could have been commenting on FML. Geez Doortje, where is your commitment? You're slacking.
flippinsweet17 0
Club Penguin is the bomb. 'Nuff said.
Doortje 30
HELL NO, Kayak. I don't want no Penguin Club Member commenting here.
UpsidedownKayak 9
HELL YES that's a good point. Shit, shit, shit, see, OP, you can say shit all you want here. In fact, everyone likes to talk shit. It's cool if you can think of clever shit to say. Please come back when you're old enough to say "shit".
fmlrfunny 0
^^^ I would lol of this comment got moderated
xleanne_aLly 23
lol I know my comments always dud. so now I say sh*t like that or like this, shiiit.
dacho 7
Whose igloo is cooler, I see what you did there ;Đ
sweetstuffFML 1
lol xD
halogod69 0
ahahahaha nice one
mystomachurts 3
what is Club Penguin?
idklalaalala 0
a little chat thing that my 10 year old sister is on
UpsidedownKayak 9
Google it.
VeraJK 16
A gay kids game that I used to play when I was like 10
imaginaryvoice 18
So, are you still gay? Or was it only a 10 year old phase?
cocobulla1 4
ha!!! lol
chad1993WR 0
please tell me that your not 30
bfflrhea 0
hey cutiee(;
CompettiveCheer 0
Seriously..?^
NoraT_fml 6
how is he cute? he looks like an older Justin bieber.....-shiver-
jess6blondie9 3
Desperate much?
Caz_the_Spaz 6
Having a life is so mainstream.
krazygirl100 9
lol