Today, my girlfriend of nine months made a huge scene in public, calling me a "cheating bastard" because she saw me with another woman at the library. That "other woman" is my Calculus tutor. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend actually yelled, "Why are you making this all about YOU?!" after I confronted her over cheating on me. FML
Today, I was shopping with my girlfriend, when a girl came out of nowhere, screaming at me for cheating on her, and saying she was dumping me. I've never seen her before, and she was almost grinning during her little act, but my girlfriend believed it, and I'm now single. FML
Today, I had to explain to my girlfriend why being with a girl while being with me is cheating. FML
Today, my girlfriend accused me of cheating, because I tipped our waitress at dinner. FML
Today, the night before an exam, I found out my boyfriend of one and a half years was cheating on me with a girl who has the same name as me. Not only that, I ended up consoling her for hours as she cried over him. FML
Today, the girl I went on an awkward date with two weeks ago showed up at university and started smashing my car with a bat. She then broke down in tears and alternated between declaring her love, and cussing me out for "cheating" on her. FML
Today, I confronted my girlfriend over how she and a male friend have been going out together, drinking and partying, and at one point holding hands in the street. She angrily accused ME of cheating, because "confronting people like that" is apparently something only cheaters themselves do. FML
Today, I found out my girlfriend of 3 years has been cheating on me. When I explained the situation to the "other guy", he exclaimed that I was lying because I was jealous and trying to ruin his relationship. He punched me in the face. FML
Today, my girlfriend accused me of cheating after she read some of my messages I sent to an old female friend. Apparently I'm very flirty with her. I showed her the same kind of messages that I sent to my guy friends as well. Now I'm apparently gay and cheating. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been cheating on me with two different guys. Her incredibly moving excuse was that she was getting "more experience" so she could please me better. FML
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TotallyAradical 14
Explain it to her. Maybe it'll add up for her.
Pleonasm 36
You were staring too hard at her curves; your graph was tending towards +infinity and your girlfriend saw it. I wouldn't count on things going any better without a well caluclated apology. If she still hasn't forgiven you after you get to the root of this misunderstanding, then this is a bad sine for your relationship
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Comments (57)
TisAPenguin 16
Unless you've given her a reason not to trust you, that was so uncalled for. I hope this doesn't happen often, and if it does...why do you put up with it?
Shadowlainx 11
talk about insecure, if she can't trust your own tutor who can she trust you with
amarchingclock 6
Don't do something good that looks bad as my mother would say!
dabob 2
Ive never read so many math puns in my life.
DDCA 24
She needs to get over her insecurities. Coming from experience, an overly jealous partner can put a lot of strain on a relationship.
buddy51 23
Do the math, OP. Your GF is a negative number and needs to be divided from your life. You can then count on multiplying your prime integer on a tangent with some added sine waves of cosign-sensual sweet sweet tutor **** delights.
chuckcloninger 12
Is your tutor a "babe" or something? In any event you have a picture of your future with this woman. So get out now. Gracefully if all possible as it could get worse.
SirWTF 10
Maybe your girlfriend was on her period? I'm no expert on women, but I've heard that their insecurities tend to shoot up at around that time of the month.
kyoyaotori 7
SirWTF: Even if the girl is on her period, it is no excuse to assume anything about her boyfriend. That is just sheer jealousy, unless, of course, OP was doing something with the tutor. As he posted this FML, I am going to assume that he didn't do anything with the tutor and the girlfriend is just a jealous woman. A period is no excuse for bad attitudes, just as being drunk is not an excuse to be an asshole.
SpazBubblez 2
Dump her. that is so annoying