Today, my girlfriend of nine months made a huge scene in public, calling me a "cheating bastard" because she saw me with another woman at the library. That "other woman" is my Calculus tutor. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend actually yelled, "Why are you making this all about YOU?!" after I confronted her over cheating on me. FML
Today, I was shopping with my girlfriend, when a girl came out of nowhere, screaming at me for cheating on her, and saying she was dumping me. I've never seen her before, and she was almost grinning during her little act, but my girlfriend believed it, and I'm now single. FML
Today, I had to explain to my girlfriend why being with a girl while being with me is cheating. FML
Today, my girlfriend accused me of cheating, because I tipped our waitress at dinner. FML
Today, the night before an exam, I found out my boyfriend of one and a half years was cheating on me with a girl who has the same name as me. Not only that, I ended up consoling her for hours as she cried over him. FML
Today, the girl I went on an awkward date with two weeks ago showed up at university and started smashing my car with a bat. She then broke down in tears and alternated between declaring her love, and cussing me out for "cheating" on her. FML
Today, I confronted my girlfriend over how she and a male friend have been going out together, drinking and partying, and at one point holding hands in the street. She angrily accused ME of cheating, because "confronting people like that" is apparently something only cheaters themselves do. FML
Today, I found out my girlfriend of 3 years has been cheating on me. When I explained the situation to the "other guy", he exclaimed that I was lying because I was jealous and trying to ruin his relationship. He punched me in the face. FML
Today, my girlfriend accused me of cheating after she read some of my messages I sent to an old female friend. Apparently I'm very flirty with her. I showed her the same kind of messages that I sent to my guy friends as well. Now I'm apparently gay and cheating. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been cheating on me with two different guys. Her incredibly moving excuse was that she was getting "more experience" so she could please me better. FML
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TotallyAradical 14
Explain it to her. Maybe it'll add up for her.
Pleonasm 36
You were staring too hard at her curves; your graph was tending towards +infinity and your girlfriend saw it. I wouldn't count on things going any better without a well caluclated apology. If she still hasn't forgiven you after you get to the root of this misunderstanding, then this is a bad sine for your relationship
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Comments (57)
toaster012 17
Calculus sucks.. and so does your situation
Satoaoi 13
well you know people cheat on each other more and more these days. she's just naming sure your not
Ella_fml 17
Apart from the usual deductions, maybe it's not as simple as two plus two... "Today I saw my boyfriend paying yet another woman to give him math test answers. This isn't his first time I caught him cheating on an exam and denying it, that cheating bastard. Fml."
xRezSynn 15
Someone is insecure.
jjmiller1001 17
you are better off without her if she can't trust you in the library, how will she deal with it if you have a job and work with another girl
chosha_fml 27
Who would cheat at the library? o_O?
AlexJones44 9
You need a new gurfriend
AlexJones44 9
Girlfriend ...
TheMystery13 13
"Well what do you expect me to do?! I love you, but maybe if you'd wash your damn twat, I might be able to stand the smell long enough to be satisfied with you!"
onorexveritas 24
did your calculus teacher back you?
dmac843 2
Dump her NOW! It's only gonna get worse.