Today, I uploaded a new Facebook profile photo, which got over 20 likes in the space of an hour. The most I've ever gotten before was 10. Surprised, I went to check my picture again, only to notice two guys were sarcastically flipping me the bird in the background. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, on Facebook, I realized I had over 500 friends. I told my one friend and she changed her status to, "How can Dan have over 500 Facebook friends? Nobody even likes him." It got 42 likes and twenty comments that basically said, "Agreed." FML
Today, a photo of my friends and me was posted in our college group. I didn't notice my legs looked enormous until my friend pointed it out. Her comment got 50 likes. FML
Today, I photoshopped a picture for my Facebook profile so my stomach would look a little flatter. I came back later, only to find someone had said, "What in God's name is this? Is your belly duck-facing?" and half a dozen other insults. FML
Today, I was looking through pictures on Facebook. There was a picture of me and my friends with the caption "I love you guys!" below. I had been cropped out. FML
Today, I uploaded what I thought were beautiful selfies. One of my "friends" commented, "I've seen what your whole body looks like, so that's why you take only headshots. You're not fooling anybody, fatty." His comment got 18 likes. I took down the photos and spent the rest of my afternoon in tears. FML
Today, I logged on to Facebook and had 64 notifications. I thought that perhaps I was popular. But no, it was my ten year old sister, liking 64 of my pictures. FML
Today, I uploaded a photo of myself at the beach on Facebook. The first comment it got was "Wow!! If I was 20 yrs younger, oh boy ;)". Yeah, thanks for that, grandpa. FML
Today, after getting a new haircut, I decided to take a few photos. I set up my iPhone in my room and began posing. It wasn't until numerous shots later that I realized my phone had posted every picture to Facebook, and they were all over everyone's newsfeed. FML
Today, I posted a photo on Facebook showing a side-by-side view of me before and after I'd tried out my new makeup. My dad commented, "What is this, Gollum cosplaying an Orc?" My mum, brother, and over 20 "friends" liked his comment. FML
Today, I sent a Facebook friend request to the guy who had the party I was at last night. I immediately realized, however, that my new profile picture is of me, smiling and holding the trophy I stole from his house. FML
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mackdeezy 22
You got double your usual because you got flipped off twice. FYL indeed.
akiahara 14
Photobombed. Unfortunate, OP, but likes on Facebook aren't all that important.
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mackdeezy 22
You got double your usual because you got flipped off twice. FYL indeed.
JocelynKaulitz 28
t-.-t t-.-t
randii_17 11
If I were op, I'd just pretend that I knew there were people flipping me off before I'd made it my profile picture and make a joke about it
samasara 20
It's just trolling. Don't beak yourself up to hard.
MrBrightside21 20
3- *beat Just trolling, don't bead yourself up about it.
HowAreYouToday 34
You do realize that she's BEAK-ing herself up because someone flipped her the BIRD
samasara 20
39. Yes but it's not a big deal. She doesn't need to get her feathers in a twist.
Catkam623 27
Btw your correction should be "its just trolling, don't beat yourself up about it." If your gonna nazi, nazi right.
buddy51 23
Seems like fowl play to me. Those flipping bird flippers are pretty nesty. Clearly OP is a bad egg....
akiahara 14
Photobombed. Unfortunate, OP, but likes on Facebook aren't all that important.
gc327072 31
Totally. Likes on Facebook are dumb. Likes on FML are the shit, though.
PenguinBitch 44
Haha true. Few Likes on Facebook: "ehhh... Whatevars" Few likes on FML: (I get all defensive)" What!? I'm I invisible? Haters! I bet it's a prank."
akiahara 14
True facts!
ManInTheMachine 20
27-...As opposed to false facts?
SystemofaBlink41 27
37- well you could say lies are false facts...
akiahara 14
43 has a point... and that's a fact? >_>
MarisaCB 16
I know they're not important, but they're still nice to receive. It's a compliment.
THExistentialist 13
But facts cannot be false- then they're just lies o.O
5t3ff1k4h 45
If you're going to take a selfie, do it where others can't photobomb.
CharresBarkrey 16
I don't think this was a "selfie."
5t3ff1k4h 45
Could have been. Selfies can be taken anywhere. Perhaps she took it at a bar or something and a couple guys thought it would be funny to photobomb it.
VooDooCarrie91 19
You mean in the bathroom, like most Facebook pics? >_>
oj101 33
I can't believe no-one pointed out that #5's avatar is a selfie
VooDooCarrie91 19
Just the word "selfie" irritates me to no end..
5t3ff1k4h 45
53 - Yes most, however that doesn't mean they can't be taken anywhere.
THExistentialist 13
bathroom pictures, especially those with ducks, are worse than any photobomb. At least then it means you put on your make-up to be out of your house and you actually went somewhere.
Dory123 9
Hey at least you got the likes!
berichsoon 11
7-I couldn't help reading your comment with Dory's voice from your picture
oj101 33
So... it should be some consolation then seeing as likes are a measurement of human worth/value?
BananerzFresh 12
The best pictures are the ones that get photobombed. If I were you I would be laughing my ass off.
Pleonasm 36
Photobombing: Where even there they claim it was sarcasm
_duhastmich 11
What I was thinking was they were smiling or something.. I imagine not sarcastically would be them actually being angry.
GwennaRose 22
I'm as confused as you are 36. I wasn't aware that flipping someone off could even BE sarcastic
THExistentialist 13
73, it's like saying "**** you", but with an LOL at the end to make it okay.
superrocket19 17
Well that's too bad. I'm sorry to hear that..... But you know you could say the bird is the word.......
2dog 15
At least you got the likes...
Imhere4fml 24
You must have rejected them at the club, I'm assuming..