Today, my girlfriend of a couple of months texted me that she was very sad because her puppy had just passed away. Feeling sorry for her, I bought her another puppy of the same breed. I wrapped it in a blanket and placed it on the passenger seat and went to pick her up from school. She sat on it. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I texted my girlfriend to tell her that we couldn't hang out because my dog died this morning and we were burying him. She replied that she wasn't going to get stood up by a stupid dog. She then broke up with me. FML
Today, I was in my car with my window down at a red light. Outside, a sweet old lady was sitting on a bench with her dog sleeping next to her. I yelled out the window to tell her how cute her dog was. She replied, "He's dead" and cried. FML
Today, my best friend decided to get herself a new puppy. My dog passed away last week. She named it the same name and got the same breed as mine was. She sees nothing wrong and can’t understand why I’m upset. In fact, she tells me to “stop being a Debbie Downer.” FML
Today, my girlfriend whom I'm crazy about broke up with me out of the blue. After pleading with her unsuccessfully, I called my mom for comfort and advice. She informed me that my dog had died. FML
Today, my 12 year-old dog died. My boyfriend's attempts to comfort me involved him muttering, "At least she knows how to play dead now." FML
Today, my girlfriend canceled our date I've been looking forward to all week because her dog was having puppies. She doesn't have a dog. FML
Today, after calling my boyfriend and telling him that my dog had just died, he hesitated and stuttered, "She was old, sick, and suffering. Babe, it was her time to go." He then informed me he had to go to his friend's house and hung up. My dog was two years-old, in great health, and was hit by a car. FML
Today, I open my front door and saw a covered basket with a card from my girlfriend on it. I picked it up and read, "Hope this cheers you up." I uncovered the basket to find a golden labrador puppy. Its eyes were closed and it wasn't breathing. FML
Today, my new girlfriend has a purse dog, a chihuahua. The thing is so small, I didn’t see it, tripped over it, and my knee broke its back. It had to be put down. I don’t have a girlfriend anymore. FML
Today, I heard that my crush’s dog had died. For some reason, my first instinct when I saw him was to say, “Oh my god, I heard that your dog died!” He started crying. FML
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jaydnnx 0
what happened to the puppy???
CallMeHush 1
That is just F'ed up.
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Comments (323)
iBrittanyy 17
The poor puppy :[[[[ I'm sorry OP that sucks big time. I'd hate to be your gf. Puppy Killer ._.
dropdeaddani 0
Well, this sounds like an fml around; fyl, f your girlfriend's life, f you're girlfriend's dead puppy's life, and f the new puppy's life :/ Did the puppy die? But how is that possible? Did she not look down at the seat before she sat down, or did she only see the blanket and thought it was empty?
orangefanta 0
snickerdoodles what a hypocrite. so you make mistakes too huh? go hide behind a bookshelf
XDNurse 0
she can't, her cat will find her and piss on her again
deadbunny17 0
31, you win!
stereotype_eater 0
so, if she killed it then she now has TWO puppies to grieve over. Even if she only injured i bet that made her feel even worse. Nice going. Thought that counts?
22cute 17
In Ops case there obviously was no thought...so that doesn't apply.
MermaidSongXOXO 6
Oh my God. When I read this, I gasped loud enough to wake my mom up. Holy f**k. That's just messed up. *Insert dead puppy joke here* I'm sorry, OP :( For you and your girlfriend, who must feel horrible.
MadaZer0 8
Even more horrible now that she has another dead dog~ Probably.... ._.
MadaZer0 8
Doesn't gay bitch contradict each other? :3
MermaidSongXOXO 6
No, you're the Old English grammar Fuhrer :D
louie111887 0
you are so .... !!
MadaZer0 8
Nice ring to it XD
MadaZer0 8
Snicker!!! How do manage with the constant bashing? I'm as curious as the cat~
Tkdxxxse 0
okay dead puppy joke- what's better than a dead puppie two dead puppies :D yea you rock irony and I know so do I
MadaZer0 8
Hm... I guess your right Pen Win at Predixxx for having an itouch~
null_fml 11
#27, you gasped loud enough to wake your mom? How...? FAKE! PHOTOSHOPPED!
dudeitsdanny 10
Snickerdoodle- That was a fail. That's called Elizabethian English. Old English doesn't even use the alphabet we do. At least learn what dialect you're a nazi for.
hoolie06 0
42: that's not Old English. It's Modern, possibly Middle.
hoolie06 0
Didn't see #127. Oops.
girlygirl666 0
Old English is a furniture cleaner.
ilovebradiew 0
you should've moved it before she sat! D: poor puppy..
Jamaal_26 0
haha
Hacksaw 4
What a waste of a perfectly good puppy. Next time buy some platemail armor for the poor thing.
MadaZer0 8
What sense would that make? Your dog dies here's a turtle????
AmberBerry 0
that made me sad. ydi, you shoulda just given it to her in person you idiot.
MimiKnox 0
Duh! I think #47 had the right idea but wasn't able to put it in words correctly...He/she probably just wanted to say "hand the puppy to her", rather than just leave it on the seat. Geez snickerdoodles, stop criticizing everything, just use your head first. *slaps her face*
Meowinx 5
Agreed, but remember this IS her life, there are no other options for her... Comments on almost every single FML!!! OMFG loser?!?!