Today, my girlfriend of 3 years said she was leaving me because recently I wasn't making much money, and was playing too many video games. I recently got a raise at my job of 5 years. The job? Testing video games. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she found out I play video games. No, not that I play too many video games or have an addiction to video games. Just that I play them, period. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me after 2 years of being together. The reason? I don't enjoy playing video games as much as he does. FML
Today, I was playing competitively for my clan in a tournament. Money is involved, and I was doing quite well until my girlfriend up and turned the PS4 off because I wasn't "paying enough attention" to her, despite being on a holiday with her for the previous 3 days. FML
Today, after six months of dating, my girlfriend decided to break up with me because my "obsession" of being on the computer and playing games all the time was cutting into "our time". She then told me to "get a life" and never wanted to see me again. She told me all of this on WoW. FML
Today, I beat my boyfriend in a video game. He promptly dumped me and told me to leave. FML
Today, my girlfriend of several years broke up with me because of my lack of ability to contribute financially to the life that she envisioned for herself, due to my significant contributions in child support to my ex. She wants a more equal partner. FML
Today, I realized that my ex has REALLY dumped me for a video game. And he will not change his mind. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she believes I "jinxed" her chances of getting the job she wanted. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after I beat her once again in a trivia game. She said that I was cheating, and if I was cheating on the game, I was definitely cheating on her as well. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I was unsuccessful at a job interview, and she didn't want to be with someone who "has no future". She's unemployed too. FML
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trollsemen 8
At least you have a kick-ass job
azcardinals1307 2
Unreasonable people are unreasonable. Sorry dude.
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Comments (332)
jbsington 8
That's an awesome job!
ben827 10
She seems like a gold digger bud. Better off with another girl who doesn't mooch off of your hard-earned money. It's your job, I'm assuming you like it. Stick with it, find an awesome girl who likes your job and makes money. Relationships are two ways. Remember that
RebekahBrooke 9
Aww, your girlfriend is rude. and kinda stupid... ouchhh
LadyLexi 0
Yeah, ik! Maybe she could've tried playing the games tested and see if she liked it :P she don't have to be a bitch about it.
sarahlovesyewxD 8
Dude, how'd you land that job? Best job EVER!!
cmt888 3
Awesome job!!
Christyann123 1
dude your girlfriends an idiot. Congrats on the cool job.
chessypie 0
your job is sweet!
veritoswty6 14
I want that Job i heard they paying is good.. :) and sorry for you dude!
zumiez069 5
I guess 25,000 a year is good.
tbennett24 4
Aw. That's not fair! :-(
mike3775 39
My first wife left when she got mad because I was always at work, but she knew when I got hired that I had no choice but to work 6 days a week and was expected to work 4 hours additional a few times a week. The wife loved the paychecks, but not the fact I was always at work or asleep. To this day, I am glad she left me, my life got better afterwords. Basically, keep your head up OP, you will find someone better in no time