Today, my girlfriend of 3 years said she was leaving me because recently I wasn't making much money, and was playing too many video games. I recently got a raise at my job of 5 years. The job? Testing video games. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she found out I play video games. No, not that I play too many video games or have an addiction to video games. Just that I play them, period. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me after 2 years of being together. The reason? I don't enjoy playing video games as much as he does. FML
Today, I was playing competitively for my clan in a tournament. Money is involved, and I was doing quite well until my girlfriend up and turned the PS4 off because I wasn't "paying enough attention" to her, despite being on a holiday with her for the previous 3 days. FML
Today, after six months of dating, my girlfriend decided to break up with me because my "obsession" of being on the computer and playing games all the time was cutting into "our time". She then told me to "get a life" and never wanted to see me again. She told me all of this on WoW. FML
Today, I beat my boyfriend in a video game. He promptly dumped me and told me to leave. FML
Today, my girlfriend of several years broke up with me because of my lack of ability to contribute financially to the life that she envisioned for herself, due to my significant contributions in child support to my ex. She wants a more equal partner. FML
Today, I realized that my ex has REALLY dumped me for a video game. And he will not change his mind. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she believes I "jinxed" her chances of getting the job she wanted. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after I beat her once again in a trivia game. She said that I was cheating, and if I was cheating on the game, I was definitely cheating on her as well. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I was unsuccessful at a job interview, and she didn't want to be with someone who "has no future". She's unemployed too. FML
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Top comments
trollsemen 8
At least you have a kick-ass job
azcardinals1307 2
Unreasonable people are unreasonable. Sorry dude.
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Comments (332)
miami_bb6 0
**** her life man...shit your job is bad ass :D how much you get paid an hr.???
ZielZone 4
I don't really see the FML here. Good riddance to a woman with a bad attitude. Especially if she stated you're not making enough money. She's a gold digger. Saved you the hastle of dumping her
fromthesuck 8
This is a blessing. Now you save even more money with more pay and no leech. Now you can save to impress that babe down the road. Get one of those expensive rentals and a five stat restaurant. Then might have the money left over for a five star hotel if you catch my drift
arkid24 1
Thats bs
jcingram 2
She sounds like a noob
kurofuchs 5
If your job pays the bills, fine. But if she wanted a home and family someday and thought you weren't going to help provide that, then she would probably be frustrated. also, if you were always working, she might feel you aren't paying her enough attention. Also I wish I could tell from this if she had a job and if so, how her salary compared to yours.
kurofuchs 5
Btw! I'm not saying she was right, I'm just putting a thought out there. It seems bitchy of her.
andremi1118 6
lucky bastard
thekrammer 5
I want your job
jack_tells_truth 0
You dated the dumb chick, you deserve it
sugarkiller_fml 6
Those who think video game testing is a good job either are too young or too stupid to find a decent job. You can bury this but it wont't prevent you from ending up in poverty.
THE_A_TEEN 28
Your comment officially pissed me off. AT LEAST HE HAS A JOB. They pay well, plus he had a raise and at least he is not taking money from the state like any lazy douche monkey. Sorry you took the time to insult us all asshat. Just because we say it doesnt mean we would land that job, self righteous insulting human.
malignantmegan 3
#149 thank you JESUS HAS SPOKEN.