Today, my girlfriend of 3 years said she was leaving me because recently I wasn't making much money, and was playing too many video games. I recently got a raise at my job of 5 years. The job? Testing video games. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she found out I play video games. No, not that I play too many video games or have an addiction to video games. Just that I play them, period. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me after 2 years of being together. The reason? I don't enjoy playing video games as much as he does. FML
Today, I was playing competitively for my clan in a tournament. Money is involved, and I was doing quite well until my girlfriend up and turned the PS4 off because I wasn't "paying enough attention" to her, despite being on a holiday with her for the previous 3 days. FML
Today, after six months of dating, my girlfriend decided to break up with me because my "obsession" of being on the computer and playing games all the time was cutting into "our time". She then told me to "get a life" and never wanted to see me again. She told me all of this on WoW. FML
Today, I beat my boyfriend in a video game. He promptly dumped me and told me to leave. FML
Today, my girlfriend of several years broke up with me because of my lack of ability to contribute financially to the life that she envisioned for herself, due to my significant contributions in child support to my ex. She wants a more equal partner. FML
Today, I realized that my ex has REALLY dumped me for a video game. And he will not change his mind. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she believes I "jinxed" her chances of getting the job she wanted. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after I beat her once again in a trivia game. She said that I was cheating, and if I was cheating on the game, I was definitely cheating on her as well. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I was unsuccessful at a job interview, and she didn't want to be with someone who "has no future". She's unemployed too. FML
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Top comments
trollsemen 8
At least you have a kick-ass job
azcardinals1307 2
Unreasonable people are unreasonable. Sorry dude.
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Comments (332)
ZeroIce 12
I want your job. Tell her that your job is to save the world by video games :3
LouisianaBob 9
Sweet job op
cudgel1023 0
**** her
DjeePee 25
So are you making much money or not? If your job was that much of a problem to her, she should have spoken about it with you, trying to fix the problem and save the relationship. I hate it when people end their relationship out of the blue. They don't give their partner a single chance to fix things.
SlaveToRetail 10
Oh well. Go find a cute gamer girl who'll have no problem playing video games with you, instead of whining about it.
Sheh_fml 25
Well, you were out of her league anyway ~
perdix 31
She's probably feeling neglected because you bring your work home. I've got the same problem -- I'm a professional **** classifier. I sit around all day and decide whether videos are teen/MILF/mature, whether it's cumshot, creampie, facial, etc., etc. It's not as fun as you think . . . who am I kidding, it's more fun than you think!!!
LadyLexi 0
Cool story bro.
brianjman14 23
Testing video games? Best job ever.
leadman1989 16
I thought game testers were like a temp thing? Any way your gf might be right if playing the video games actually gets in the way of personal time then cut back. And well did you get to tell her you got a raise? If the raise wasn't enough and you're just staying to play games then that's the FML!
coltsrock37 15
Sounds like you need to use her body as the controller more often.