Today, my girlfriend of 3 years said she was leaving me because recently I wasn't making much money, and was playing too many video games. I recently got a raise at my job of 5 years. The job? Testing video games. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she found out I play video games. No, not that I play too many video games or have an addiction to video games. Just that I play them, period. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me after 2 years of being together. The reason? I don't enjoy playing video games as much as he does. FML
Today, I was playing competitively for my clan in a tournament. Money is involved, and I was doing quite well until my girlfriend up and turned the PS4 off because I wasn't "paying enough attention" to her, despite being on a holiday with her for the previous 3 days. FML
Today, after six months of dating, my girlfriend decided to break up with me because my "obsession" of being on the computer and playing games all the time was cutting into "our time". She then told me to "get a life" and never wanted to see me again. She told me all of this on WoW. FML
Today, I beat my boyfriend in a video game. He promptly dumped me and told me to leave. FML
Today, my girlfriend of several years broke up with me because of my lack of ability to contribute financially to the life that she envisioned for herself, due to my significant contributions in child support to my ex. She wants a more equal partner. FML
Today, I realized that my ex has REALLY dumped me for a video game. And he will not change his mind. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she believes I "jinxed" her chances of getting the job she wanted. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after I beat her once again in a trivia game. She said that I was cheating, and if I was cheating on the game, I was definitely cheating on her as well. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I was unsuccessful at a job interview, and she didn't want to be with someone who "has no future". She's unemployed too. FML
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Top comments
trollsemen 8
At least you have a kick-ass job
azcardinals1307 2
Unreasonable people are unreasonable. Sorry dude.
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whytherenonames 8
She just wanted your job.
lulupookiepoo 0
Agreed
thenewkid43 9
It's all good bro, maybe your next girl can be somebody who appreciates you.
Levvy 22
And flood of people who don't quite grasp the level of tedium and actual work the job entails in 3... 2... 1...
zombicidal 11
I've heard its quote hard you have to beat a set amount of levels and then decide if its too hard or even possible or too easy then give productive feedback its a very tough job
Levvy 22
That would be vastly, vastly easier than actual video game QA work.
zombicidal 11
*quite
nedax 5
Not only that, you have to test whatever they send your way. Games like Dora the Explorer or Barbie are going to be sent your way too.
clemcool_fml 0
You mean it's not always like in grandma's boy?? Hehe, still though, of all jobs I'd consider a game tester towards the top of the list if he's a gamer. It's not a "play" job IMO by any means but IS a desirable one.
FlashBurn 13
Yeah, they think it's fun and games. It entails a lot of paperwork and details in relation to crashes or something not working right, circumstances that caused the occurrence, , balancing game play, adjustments to just about every aspect. There is a reason it's not for everyone, gamers even! People ate amusing though, let them be ignorant of how much work it really is.
twinny_sc 13
Does she know that's your job?
Amanjot13 0
I think she is too blonde too realize haha
KickItHigh 32
She seems like a gold digger. Sorry OP. Also, you have an awesome job!
XXXsceneXXXkidzX 5
Love your profile picture.
AkiraChan 0
Excuses excuses
zombicidal 11
that sucks but other than the psyco girlfriend your life sounds awesome
geusbjqj 2
Awesome job! I wish i had it
imcutefml 0
Every guy wishes this.... What company is this id like to apply for a job :)
Wheredidgrungego 12
Well now you can go be a player in more than one way!
oA_Fiasco 8
your girlfriends a bitch if shes dumping you for that. your better off anyway.
Hyperson 0
You're*
LadyLexi 0
213- Stop being a grammar bitch.