HBCruiser
Today, I’m sitting in my living room, smelling onions frying. My house is all closed up. I’m not cooking anything. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
jroberts
Greasy
Today, I was watching TV in my living room while my wife was cooking. I began to smell the aroma of her potato soup, which made me hungry. Suddenly, I realized that the smell wasn't my wife's cooking but was in fact my body odor. FML
zazadudu
France
Cook out
Today, I wore myself out cooking, preparing tasty little dishes for my sweetheart. I heard him arrive and shout as he came up the stairs, "Stinks of shit in here! Have you been cooking?" I threw everything in the trash. We'll eat sandwiches. FML
Anonymous
Risky
Today, I poured gas around my house for pest control. I can still smell it from inside. FML
Fried.
Oh nose!
Today, I woke up to the smell of cooking bacon. As I walked down my stairs towards my kitchen, I realised that the smell wasn't coming from bacon, but from my kitchen being on fire. FML
fartlover
Canada
Today, I went over to my boyfriend's apartment and I smelled a delicious aroma as I walked in so I asked him what he was cooking. His response was, "I'm not cooking anything. I just farted." FML
Burny
Today, my partner took a shower while in the middle of cooking something. My eyes are still burning from the smoke. FML
Its a gas
Prague, Czechia
Shots fired
Today, I made a pot of chili. My wife came home, sniffed the air, and said, "You're sleeping in the guest room until you eat all that chili. You fart like a trucker and I can't sleep." FML
JohhnyKeroscene
United States
Today, while helping my mom to cook, I was reminded that when the fire alarm goes off in our house, dinner is ready. FML
u.p.i.c.
Los Angeles, United States
Dinnertime
Today, the smell of my own fart made me feel hungry. FML
Piitaa_Pain
Copenhagen, Denmark
Freaked out
Today, I realized how bad my social anxiety has gotten. Where I live, there's a gallery/corridor, which is where the entrance is. It's also where the kitchen window is. I was preparing to cook dinner when my neighbors walked by. Even though my windows are opaque, I panicked and haven't been in the kitchen the past hour. FML
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weeping_willow 25
Bro.... take a shower
samomaha 17
You know, they say that smelling odors that are not there is one symptom of schizophrenia . . .
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Comments (9)
BurnInDemonFire 39
Could be blocked drains, or some kind of chemicals causing it.
samomaha 17
You know, they say that smelling odors that are not there is one symptom of schizophrenia . . .
weeping_willow 25
Bro.... take a shower
AlienPickle 10
Yes 😆
AlienPickle 10
Time to exercise. Not you, the house.
lilpimpsmama 12
Sounds like a sinus infection. LOL
Nolimets 12
Maybe that’s the problem , open a window or something ...lol
KittyMack 13
If you're careless when you cook onions (ie no ventilation, no closing room &/or closet doors) the smell can soak into everything, couch, curtains, clothes in the closet, and then in hot, humid weather the stink kinda gets steamed back out. My screen porch was used by smokers til about 5y ago when we (nonsmoking) moved in & scoured it clean. But yesterday I was smelling cigs out there because we're in a beastly spell of humid heat.
im_teekay 7
Could be a refrigerant leak from the fridge - we once had that and it smelt like garlic and onions