Today, my girlfriend of 3 years said she was leaving me because recently I wasn't making much money, and was playing too many video games. I recently got a raise at my job of 5 years. The job? Testing video games. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she found out I play video games. No, not that I play too many video games or have an addiction to video games. Just that I play them, period. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me after 2 years of being together. The reason? I don't enjoy playing video games as much as he does. FML
Today, I was playing competitively for my clan in a tournament. Money is involved, and I was doing quite well until my girlfriend up and turned the PS4 off because I wasn't "paying enough attention" to her, despite being on a holiday with her for the previous 3 days. FML
Today, after six months of dating, my girlfriend decided to break up with me because my "obsession" of being on the computer and playing games all the time was cutting into "our time". She then told me to "get a life" and never wanted to see me again. She told me all of this on WoW. FML
Today, I beat my boyfriend in a video game. He promptly dumped me and told me to leave. FML
Today, my girlfriend of several years broke up with me because of my lack of ability to contribute financially to the life that she envisioned for herself, due to my significant contributions in child support to my ex. She wants a more equal partner. FML
Today, I realized that my ex has REALLY dumped me for a video game. And he will not change his mind. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she believes I "jinxed" her chances of getting the job she wanted. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me after I beat her once again in a trivia game. She said that I was cheating, and if I was cheating on the game, I was definitely cheating on her as well. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I was unsuccessful at a job interview, and she didn't want to be with someone who "has no future". She's unemployed too. FML
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Top comments
trollsemen 8
At least you have a kick-ass job
azcardinals1307 2
Unreasonable people are unreasonable. Sorry dude.
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Comments (332)
Stoneyyay 5
i want ir job.. screw the girlfriend
MernieAnne 0
Some people use any excuse to get out of a relationship...
paige99100 0
That's sad you should really talk to her and make her understand
anencephalic 14
It's ok bro, she probably just mistook you for Bill Gates.
Chrispayne 4
Sounds like she was cheating and using that excuse to make it sound like ur fault
RyanDallasParker 1
Videos game testers make less than 30,000 a year. I can see where she's coming from
Medcanyon 10
Kick ass job man!
Clubkicker_fml 0
Lucky!
Mabster84 2
I agree, you're life sucks... However I wonder if you're telling us the full story. How much more are you going to be making? Enough to support a family? Or even just living on your own? And how often do you sit down and "test" these games for? A couple hours a day, a few hours a day, all day every day? Do you often miss dates or other social events because you're finishing your daily work? My guess is you might promise a night out with the girlfriend, then become entranced with your work and promise a rain check.. I, of course, cannot verify that this is the situation either. But it might be something to think on...
queenb1621 21
I wouldn't that a video game tester makes alot of money. Let alone have a gf..