Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me because the love advice that she gets on her cellphone every week says that I'm cheating on her. I've never cheated on her and I was planning to propose next week. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she suspected me of cheating. She thought I was cheating because she caught me sneaking out in the middle of the night. I was sneaking out to plan my proposal to her. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she found out that she wasn't really in love with me. She got that advice from an internet survey. FML
Today, my girlfriend of three years broke up with me, saying I don’t make her happy, I don’t make her laugh, that she feels she is settling for me, and that she's not being pleased sexually. Even though she has always said I did all of that, and that we could work through anything. I was going to propose. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she heard me say "love you" on the phone. I was talking to my mom. FML
Today, my girlfriend, who I’ve been madly in love with for 18 months, left me for some guy she met two weeks ago. I was planning to propose to her next week. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me, a month after I'd proposed and she'd said yes. When asked why all of the sudden, she said her family disapproved of me, and I wasn't worth fighting for and potentially losing her father's love. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me by taping a breakup note to my doorstep and ding-dong-ditching me. FML
Today, my girlfriend's mom pulled me aside and started telling me about how her daughter was extremely depressed and suicidal before she met me, and how happy her family is because of me. I was planning on breaking up with her within the next week. FML
Today my girlfriend of three years broke up with me. Why? She wasn’t sure about the relationship anymore. She seemed pretty sure though, seeing she was on Tinder less than two hours after, thanks to the three different friends who all called me about it. FML
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MDB021 0
well if she takes advise from a cellphone love advise i would just leave
Golem_fml 1
If she's listens to cellphone advice over common sense, you came out on top my friend.
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Comments (490)
derpderp 0
What was going through your head when you decided that it would be "ok" to date a mentally retarded person for 3 years? Also what's it like?
uthinkurhot 0
well be lucky you didt shes truly a idiot!! who would take advice from a phone!?!?
Baltesquire 0
It's for the best because she is one of the dumbest people on this planet to even pay for a service like that not to mention follow the advice it gives.
cman85 1
I moderated this. That sucks, those texts are a bunch of bs. If she's dumb enough to believe them, you shouldn't like her.
Vertoule 7
If all it takes is a cellphone to get her to check out of a relationship, chances are that you saved yourself some time in a divorce court...
menelie 0
Sounds like you got a real winner there.
thejoz 0
If your lady thinks that some automated cell phone program is more accurate and trustworthy than the man she apparently loved, or at least liked enough to stay with him for 3 years, then you don't need her. I know that's difficult to hear and you may still be upset, but really, that's the kind of boneheaded decision making that would complicate a marriage at best and ruin it at worst. Best of luck to you either way.
BooJeanIsIt 0
Wow, consider your self lucky that you didn't marry that dumb bitch
ccrraapp 0
Hey, don't feel bad, if she was getting advice from a cell phone, then she wasn't worth keeping. All is well that ends well.
duffman_2003 0
That sucks.... But i agree that you should consider yourself lucky..How can people believe in that crap..