Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me because the love advice that she gets on her cellphone every week says that I'm cheating on her. I've never cheated on her and I was planning to propose next week. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she suspected me of cheating. She thought I was cheating because she caught me sneaking out in the middle of the night. I was sneaking out to plan my proposal to her. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she found out that she wasn't really in love with me. She got that advice from an internet survey. FML
Today, my girlfriend of three years broke up with me, saying I don’t make her happy, I don’t make her laugh, that she feels she is settling for me, and that she's not being pleased sexually. Even though she has always said I did all of that, and that we could work through anything. I was going to propose. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she heard me say "love you" on the phone. I was talking to my mom. FML
Today, my girlfriend, who I’ve been madly in love with for 18 months, left me for some guy she met two weeks ago. I was planning to propose to her next week. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me, a month after I'd proposed and she'd said yes. When asked why all of the sudden, she said her family disapproved of me, and I wasn't worth fighting for and potentially losing her father's love. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me by taping a breakup note to my doorstep and ding-dong-ditching me. FML
Today, my girlfriend's mom pulled me aside and started telling me about how her daughter was extremely depressed and suicidal before she met me, and how happy her family is because of me. I was planning on breaking up with her within the next week. FML
Today my girlfriend of three years broke up with me. Why? She wasn’t sure about the relationship anymore. She seemed pretty sure though, seeing she was on Tinder less than two hours after, thanks to the three different friends who all called me about it. FML
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MDB021 0
well if she takes advise from a cellphone love advise i would just leave
Golem_fml 1
If she's listens to cellphone advice over common sense, you came out on top my friend.
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Comments (490)
babyyyyx 0
Sorry man.
leili 0
Honestly, dude, it seems to me as though you've dodged a bullet. You were about to marry a dumb ass.
matrael 0
Take it as a blessing. Any person who has the level of intelligence so that "Magic 8 Ball" type entertainment seems credible enough to make life decisions based on the results of it should not reproduce. You do not want to build a family and live the rest of your life with someone like that. Laugh about it and move on!
haveitornot 0
You know...anyone person who decides the course of their overall day let alone life based upon some text message that was sent to them by God knows who obviously has does not have all the lights on upstairs. She did you a favor bro! Give thanks and move on!
bdaniels362 3
If she was dumb enough to listen to text advice from someone that knows neither of you then you should be happy she broke up with you.
Fahad_fml 0
wow now that is an FML. but i do agree with #96
moonlit_manga 0
Don't worry she's just a paranoid bitch. You can do better than a girl like that. You seem like a good person! :) --fox
redmen82 0
That sucks so much
PlusShipping 0
She did you a favor. Men get nothing out of marriage.
ilikeboys 0
pretty sure she did you a favor. you shouldn't be marrying someone who does shit like that