Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me because the love advice that she gets on her cellphone every week says that I'm cheating on her. I've never cheated on her and I was planning to propose next week. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she suspected me of cheating. She thought I was cheating because she caught me sneaking out in the middle of the night. I was sneaking out to plan my proposal to her. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she found out that she wasn't really in love with me. She got that advice from an internet survey. FML
Today, my girlfriend of three years broke up with me, saying I don’t make her happy, I don’t make her laugh, that she feels she is settling for me, and that she's not being pleased sexually. Even though she has always said I did all of that, and that we could work through anything. I was going to propose. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because "we don't communicate enough". She got her friend to tell me this for her. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she heard me say "love you" on the phone. I was talking to my mom. FML
Today, my girlfriend, who I’ve been madly in love with for 18 months, left me for some guy she met two weeks ago. I was planning to propose to her next week. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me, a month after I'd proposed and she'd said yes. When asked why all of the sudden, she said her family disapproved of me, and I wasn't worth fighting for and potentially losing her father's love. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me by taping a breakup note to my doorstep and ding-dong-ditching me. FML
Today, my girlfriend's mom pulled me aside and started telling me about how her daughter was extremely depressed and suicidal before she met me, and how happy her family is because of me. I was planning on breaking up with her within the next week. FML
Today my girlfriend of three years broke up with me. Why? She wasn’t sure about the relationship anymore. She seemed pretty sure though, seeing she was on Tinder less than two hours after, thanks to the three different friends who all called me about it. FML
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MDB021 0
well if she takes advise from a cellphone love advise i would just leave
Golem_fml 1
If she's listens to cellphone advice over common sense, you came out on top my friend.
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Comments (490)
cadenernest 0
You dodged a bullet if she's that dense.
ithedarkknight 0
i dont believe this thats BS... how could someone be that naive... and if she is i mean prolonging someone that stupid i dont think its worth it unless she is hot then i understand... lol
aphrodita 0
Your girlfriend actually believes that crap over actually talking to you and believing in you? Wow, it's a good thing you found that out before asking her to spend the rest of her life with you.
sfsdfsf 0
Well thank god!!! I think that's an incredible sign. Because you wouldn't want to be married to a girl who listens to advice like that.
blahbablah 0
Oh shit that ******* sucks
xdinokidx 0
That's such a dbag move! It's only for the best!
Noah_h 0
Your girlfriend must be retarted
taterpotatotots 0
Ooohhh...that sucks....by the way...I approved this fml! (iphone pro moderation)
yisrab 0
Number 15 well said
shannonlauck 0
RUN RUN RUN and never look back...oh and btw I think that we are insulting all of the mentally handicapped people out there by comparing her to them!
Darkflyer726 0
THANK YOU FOR SAYING IT! I WAS WONDERING WHEN SOMEONE WOULD! Sweetie, she's just not worth it. Better to find out now than in 10 years with a few kids involved. You really don't want to keep her kind of DNA alive.