Today, my girlfriend of 3 months broke up with me via text and said she was keeping the cat. I've had the cat since for seven years since she was a kitten. FML
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Today, my boyfriend and I broke up, and he came by to get his things while I was at work. When I got home I saw that the only thing he had taken was my cat. I only dated him for 5 months, I've had that cat for 14 years. FML
Today, my boyfriend of almost a year and a half broke up with me when he decided he wasn't in love with me anymore. We gave our stuff back, he was joking and happy the whole time until I told him I was taking back my cat. At that point he burst into tears. FML
Today, my girlfriend dumped me for no real reason via text message. A few hours later, she updated her relationship status on Facebook to "in a relationship." Her new "boyfriend"? Her cat. A mutual friend commented, "Well, he's better than that idiot you had before." FML
Today, my boyfriend and I broke up. He now argues that he should keep the dog. We only dated for three months, and I've had the dog since I was ten. FML
Today, I bought my girlfriend a cat. I now have a cat and no girlfriend. FML
Today, my boyfriend of seven and a half years broke up with me. By text message. FML
Today, my ex took my cat and gave her to an animal shelter while I was at work, saying he can't stand living with her any longer. He's moving out in 2 days. FML
Today, my boyfriend bought us three kittens. Today, I also discovered that I am allergic to cats. My boyfriend broke up with me because he wanted the cats more than me. FML
Today, my girlfriend of two years broke up with me because of the scratch marks on my back. I didn't have the nerve to tell her I tried to shower with the cat. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me. As I was leaving his house, I heard him shout, "Hey! Wait! Sweetie, get back here!" He was talking to his cat who'd run out the door behind me. FML
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Top comments
shortasiangirl 18
If she’s only a girlfriend of two months, how is she in a position to even attempt to keep the cat?
chosha_fml 27
Yeah, no, screw that. That is your cat.
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Comments (38)
slkeithh 14
If you already moved her in within three months of dating, YDI.
onceuponatime456 16
If she tries to keep the cat from you call the police and have her charged with theft.
404wan 19
**** that ****, who does she think she is that she can just kidnap a family member. (yes i love my cat and i will cut any bitch that tries to take him) possession is 9/10ths of the law. kick her door in and get your ******* cat.
sparx1_1 12
I'm confused about how she has the cat in the first place. Anyway call the police and if they won't help then call the humane society.
rjdr 7
...call the humane society? Are you 10?
WHSKitty4ever 23
Time to sue.
Mooglefox 24
Tell her she can take her pussy, but she can’t take yours
autumnvalkyrie 2
YOU BETTER FIGHT FOR THAT CAT BRO!
TxKitten79 10
So you go get the cat. And if she refuses you file a police report for stolen property.
GoogieWithers 25
Is the cat microchipped in your name? Then the cat is legally yours.
Venom1999 19
Tell her the only thing she gets to keep is the STD you gave her (joke).