Today, my girlfriend of 2 years broke up with me because she said I was more of a woman than she was. I yelled out, "I HATE YOU!" and started to cry. She then took a tampon out of her purse, handed it to me, laughed, and walked away. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend and I got into an argument while she was in the bathroom. I told her I was leaving her because she's too needy. She came out of the bathroom and threw her used tampon at me. FML
Today, my girlfriend of 3 years broke up with me by taping a breakup note to my doorstep and ding-dong-ditching me. FML
Today, I told my girlfriend that I'm breaking up with her because she's very abusive. After a couple of seconds of awkward silence, she kicked me in the nuts and ran away. FML
Today, my girlfriend decided to break up with me because she found a bra in my cupboard. It was hers. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. Because she farted, and thought it was "too awkward". FML
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. She was so angry, she stabbed me in the hand with a plastic fork. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. By making out with her new boyfriend in front of me. FML
Today, I broke up with my girlfriend. She responded by sitting on the floor, crying like a baby and screaming "WHY?" at strangers. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because she heard me say "love you" on the phone. I was talking to my mom. FML
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She came over to see me one last time. We hugged for minutes and cried; it was a touching moment. Just after she left, I realized my wallet that I had on the table beside us was gone. FML
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Top comments
Lindsaykae 0
hahahahahahahhaha man periods.
margie4peace 11
Emotions suck sometimes, especially when you can't control them. FYL but I understand your pain.
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Comments (344)
zach55 0
lol so she's obviously not a lesbian.
hausifsaba 3
ur account's name is girlish man -.-
r0ck5t4r 3
no one else thinks his girlfriend is a total bitch?
jdfml90 0
Maybe you both have problems. she sounds like a complete bitch and you sound like... well a whiny little bitch. she should develop some feelings, you should develop some man skills problem solved
awesomesauce8 0
you kinda proved her right when you screamed I hate you and started to cry. pussy.
boredinnapoleon 0
sounds like she was right...
julie3841 11
.....LOL!!!!
Krazykatxx 0
I would've thrown one at you too
my2centsworth 15
dude, I think my daughter dated you!
thizzl3ear 0
ahah she did the right thing to leave your sissy ass