Today, my girlfriend managed to trap a fart in her nightgown and carry it all the way from the bathroom, into our bedroom, and finally into our bed. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my girlfriend farted in her sleep, woke me up because it was so damn loud, and my room smelt like rotten noodles for about an hour. FML
Today, while we were sleeping, my girlfriend and I rolled to opposite sides of the bed. When I woke up, I moved closer and wrapped my arm around her. Her response was to fart in her sleep, resulting in a smell so noxious that I had no choice but to roll back to the other side. FML
Today, in the middle of the night, my girlfriend whispered "Are you asleep?" I chose not to respond, to see what she'd do. She then let rip a loud, stinking fart, giggled, and went back to sleep. FML
Today, in the middle of the night, I was punched in the face by my frightened girlfriend, who had just been awoken by her own fart. FML
Today, I was spooning with my girlfriend. She fell asleep and spent the next 15 minutes farting on me. FML
Today, while naked, my fiancée said there was something wrong with her butt. She turned around and I leaned in to look at it. She then farted in my face. On purpose. FML
Today, I went out to a restaurant with a girl I have been dating. The only conversation was about how proud she was of her fart during work earlier, and how she managed to clear out a section of the office. FML
Today, I was lying in bed with my girlfriend. Trying to be romantic, I complimented her on how nice her hair smelled. She replied: "Yeah? Wait till you smell this." then let out the vilest, most nauseating fart I'd ever smelled in my life. FML
Today, just after waking up, I caught a glimpse of my girlfriend in the mirror. Not knowing I was awake, she sniffed at her armpits, started gagging, then quietly came back to bed. FML
Today, I found dog poop in my room that had probably been there for days. My girlfriend, who was watching the house, said she didn't realize it was there, because she thought it was the smell of her own farts. FML
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cj89898 24
That takes skill
bluerara9122 7
Marry her
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Comments (46)
arielsblondesis 11
Did she do on purpose because if she did that's amazing or was it an accident because I've done that with a rain jacket, totally caught me off guard
shitstorm28 11
she's talented!
creditless 14
is your gf Jenny Mccarthy circa 1995?
linzfinz337 22
I wouldn't even be mad, I'd be impressed.
johhnn 8
You mean ex girlfriend right?
danm_1 28
You'd break up with her for something she mostly likely did unintentionally?
Odin1624 12
She's a keeper
Nickimariek 20
Just imaging this makes me laugh
loserman67 36
She sounds like one cool chick! Keep her with you no matter what. But the man code is now in effect, you owe her one rancid Dutch Oven. My suggestion, eats lots of hard boiled eggs the day you plan on your revenge. Good luck OP!
Moerighan 23
That is skill, you should marry her.
great_nate 26
Boo Frickety Hoo!!!