steve
Melbourne, Australia
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I didn't take her pet rock seriously. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Afroman720
United States
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because her dog "told her to". FML
Anonymous
Know your worth
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me, because I was apparently "too good" for her. FML
really?
United States
Today, I texted my girlfriend to tell her that we couldn't hang out because my dog died this morning and we were burying him. She replied that she wasn't going to get stood up by a stupid dog. She then broke up with me. FML
Anonymous
United States
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because her mom said she would buy her a pug if she did. I got dumped for a dog, and an ugly one for that matter. FML
Micheal
Canada
Today, my girlfriend broke up me with for being the "perfect boyfriend". Apparently I'm the best boyfriend she's ever had, and she didn't know how to take it. So she dumped me. FML
athlete47
Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I was "changing too much." My big change was a haircut. FML
Brad
Canada
Today, my girlfriend dumped me for someone else. An hour earlier I had just gotten permission from her dad to propose. FML
Anonymous
Check yourself before you wreck yourself
Today, I dumped my girlfriend because she frequently wouldn't answer my texts or phone calls, and not call or message back for days. I felt that bringing it up made me a control freak. I couldn't take it anymore. FML
Anonymous
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me for not letting her keep the 75 cents that she stole from my truck. FML
NowImSingle
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me and threw all my stuff out into the yard because she caught me "texting another woman". Guess it didn't matter to her that the contact name was "Mom". FML
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zkcupcake 4
That's a rocky way to end a relationship
Welshite 40
Hey, rocks make the perfect pets!
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Comments (164)
MrDream_fml 2
You shouldn't be dating a retard like that then.
whatthefreshhell 15
Hey, now. Retard isn't a very nice word. You should know.
davek 36
Yeah, calling her a retard is unfair to actual retards.
honestyslife 9
Well obviously! Because pet rocks are real!
OhhIrony 6
Obviously the pet rocks name is Steve, just look at OPs name
sougstad 7
Leave the rocks alone!!
Welshite 40
They have feelings just like everything else.
THE_A_TEEN 28
Thanks for making me feel guilty for all the rocks I kicked, thrown in water, and used to randomly assault civilians.
davek 36
All in all, it's just another brick in the wall...
Pandacupcakelove 26
66- I wasn't the only one who thought that!
davek 36
A pet rock? What is this, the 70s? Or some ironic hipster thing?
Pandacupcakelove 26
Hey! Cats and dogs aren't the only pets you know! A rock needs love too, so does a leaf! Don't judge.
efrainelboricua 12
Your icon suits Your comment lol
PYLrulz 17
Hey, Pet rocks are serious shit, especially if they attack you
DylansMomma 9
Your comment : You deserve better.
KiddNYC1O 22
Glorious day.
momo1972 3
Your better off