Today, my girlfriend did the walk of shame in a skimpy Halloween costume after a night of drunken sex. Problem? The walk ended at my doorstep, and the sex was with a stranger. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I'm at odds with my fiancée because a drunk girl approached me at a Halloween party and complimented my costume. I barely acknowledged the woman and made polite small talk until she walked away. Apparently, I was too friendly and should have shooed the woman away rudely and immediately. FML
Today, my girlfriend informed me that during the night, I shot up in bed and whimpered tearfully, "I don't have anything for the fancy-dress!" She also decided to share this with all our friends. I'm never going to live this down. FML
Today, some filthy creep grabbed my girlfriend's ass in front of me. I smashed his face in, as would be expected. Afterwards, we had wild sex, then she cried, told me how frightened my "unprovoked violent response" made her, and kicked me out. I'm now in a seedy motel, wondering what the hell happened. FML
Today, we had a great night out with my girlfriend and even won a costume contest together. I guess I wasn't the only one who had a great night, because when I got home I found that someone had robbed my apartment. FML
Today, I woke up after a night out partying only to find I'd wet the bed. I was so ashamed that I rolled my girlfriend into it to avoid taking the blame. FML
Today, I brought a girl home from the bar. After sleeping together, she drunkenly stumbles to the bathroom to wash up. On her way back, she accidentally walks into my parents' room, turns on the lights and asks where her clothes are before figuring it out. FML
Today, I went to a haunted house with the girl I like, thinking that she would get scared and turn to me for comfort. I ended up running out, and was put on the Wall of Shame. FML
Today, I tried to have a fun night out. I met a guy and we went back to "his" place, which turned out to actually be his mother's house. He introduced me to her. Two hours later, I knew his life story and had to do the walk of shame without ever getting anywhere near his bedroom. FML
Today, after spending a great evening with the guy I really like, he dropped me off outside my house. When he pulled into my driveway, his lights shone onto my drunken mum taking the garbage out in nothing but her black panties. FML
Today, I was busily having fun with my girlfriend, when suddenly the bedroom door opened and a man walked in, picked me up, and threw me outside the apartment. I was naked and didn't even know she was into men, much less had a husband. FML
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Nightwing98 22
What was her costume? Trampire?
welsea28 6
She probably felt guilty...either way sorry OP
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Comments (217)
HFE10 2
Weird, it says 'your life sucks' 6969 times
threecardmonty 2
OP here. Not sure what it was supposed to be, but it involved a miniskirt with thong underwear and fishnet tights that left little to the imagination @203 I already do, three times over @199 it was an invite only party at a gay club that I wasn't invited to. She went with her best (gay male) friend, who subsequently ditched her to hook up with some people he'd met. I guess I could have been a better boyfriend, but I've never cheated.
Ashter 20
There is never a good excuse to cheat, regardless of gender. If you don't want to sleep with your partner, and never do, get out of the relationship. It's as simple as that. Seeing as the OP has replied, I would say, unless she was raped, the blame is squarely on her shoulders. She chose to go to a party he wasn't invited to and then got wasted and hooked up with someone that she wasn't seeing. Definitely FYL OP. I hope the next one treats you better.
sknabc123 8
You should probably turn her into your ex-girlfriend.
arinmon 5
Girls just use Halloween as an excuse to dress like *****. (not all but a lot)
U_GotitDude 18
At least she told you. Mine didn't.
flashback_fml 14
Tell her to keep walking
XxxT3rr4xxX 25
Why weren't you there at the party with her you could have prevented this. Couples stick together.
tigerlilytracey 6
trick or treat!
dccomics94 12
Break up with her. I don't know you, but if she has that little self-control, she's no good for anyone in a committed relationship.