Today, my girlfriend did the walk of shame in a skimpy Halloween costume after a night of drunken sex. Problem? The walk ended at my doorstep, and the sex was with a stranger. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
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Today, I'm at odds with my fiancée because a drunk girl approached me at a Halloween party and complimented my costume. I barely acknowledged the woman and made polite small talk until she walked away. Apparently, I was too friendly and should have shooed the woman away rudely and immediately. FML
Today, my girlfriend informed me that during the night, I shot up in bed and whimpered tearfully, "I don't have anything for the fancy-dress!" She also decided to share this with all our friends. I'm never going to live this down. FML
Life imitating art, or…?
Today, some filthy creep grabbed my girlfriend's ass in front of me. I smashed his face in, as would be expected. Afterwards, we had wild sex, then she cried, told me how frightened my "unprovoked violent response" made her, and kicked me out. I'm now in a seedy motel, wondering what the hell happened. FML
Today, we had a great night out with my girlfriend and even won a costume contest together. I guess I wasn't the only one who had a great night, because when I got home I found that someone had robbed my apartment. FML
Today, I woke up after a night out partying only to find I'd wet the bed. I was so ashamed that I rolled my girlfriend into it to avoid taking the blame. FML
Today, I brought a girl home from the bar. After sleeping together, she drunkenly stumbles to the bathroom to wash up. On her way back, she accidentally walks into my parents' room, turns on the lights and asks where her clothes are before figuring it out. FML
Today, I went to a haunted house with the girl I like, thinking that she would get scared and turn to me for comfort. I ended up running out, and was put on the Wall of Shame. FML
So frustrating!
Today, I tried to have a fun night out. I met a guy and we went back to "his" place, which turned out to actually be his mother's house. He introduced me to her. Two hours later, I knew his life story and had to do the walk of shame without ever getting anywhere near his bedroom. FML
So, this is my mom…
Today, after spending a great evening with the guy I really like, he dropped me off outside my house. When he pulled into my driveway, his lights shone onto my drunken mum taking the garbage out in nothing but her black panties. FML
Breaking news
Today, I was busily having fun with my girlfriend, when suddenly the bedroom door opened and a man walked in, picked me up, and threw me outside the apartment. I was naked and didn't even know she was into men, much less had a husband. FML
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Nightwing98 22
What was her costume? Trampire?
welsea28 6
She probably felt guilty...either way sorry OP
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jessmariee 7
And your still calling her your girlfriend because?....
noisebox 1
Surely you mean ex-girl friend....
cman90 4
If she did it once she could do it again......
ma77 9
Hope she kept on walking.
green2go 14
If that where to happen to me I would forgive her I know she deserves to be dumped but I couldn't make myself do it
Covy 3
Oops, she said she was single bro. Nice leopard costume she had though. West Chester right?
Kb_Harlem 0
don't be a bitch, put the box of Franzia down and quit crying. you'll find a fat chick that truly loves you soon!!!!
whiteknighthomer 3
She probably had a good reason. Girls don't just "cheat" for the fun of it. I bet you were neglecting her. I mean, why else would she be at that party by herself? Sounds like she was lonely and needed someone, and you weren't there. Ydi.
MatsumotoMania 13
No, that's not okay. If OP is neglecting her, and she has a problem, then she needs to make it known to OP, and she might need to be vocal about it, too. And if he really, truly, isn't listening, or doesn't care, then she needs to end the relationship and leave him, THEN find somebody else. Not the other way around.
Czech_Zidane 14
Even that - being lonely means having sex with some random stranger? I do not think so.
whiteknighthomer 3
I am sorry, but you guys are so sexist. Every day millions of women are abused and neglected by their husbands and boyfriends. Sometimes it is not easy to just get up and leave. Did you ever ask what might happen to her if she just up and left? You don't know what her boyfriend is capable of. Women are very delicate beings. They need attention. If they don't get it from the people who are supposed to love them the most, then they have the right to go get it somewhere else.
Czech_Zidane 14
You might be true, but this FML does not show any sign of that. What do we know, maybe OP did not attend the party with his (I hope ex-) gf because of he had to prepare for an important exam or he had another reason to not attend the party - maybe he just does not like parties, who knows. Does that mean that his gf had the right to have some random sex?
Mifflicious 18
That must be some of the worst shit I've ever read. Women are delicate beings? What year are you from, really? And girls, just like boys, cheat. Not just because they're lonely, but because they're piece of *****. And not only women get abused, but men too. YOU are sexist, and it's disgusting to read your comments. A bit funny too, since they're so lame.
whiteknighthomer 3
The problem here is that the sex did not seem so "random." You are assuming OP was doing something innocent. He could have very easily been cheating himself. You are rushing to judgement. All I know is that guys cheat anytime they want a piece of ass. Girls cheat because the guy usually screws them over or neglects them. All we know was she was alone. Nothing in his post says he was studying or anything else. Don't you think that is a little suspicious?
Czech_Zidane 14
But the post does not say that OP was cheating or doing something bad. He MIGHT have done, but he MIGHT have been studying or watching TV. That is something that only OP knows. And there is one saying - "in dubio pro reo" - if you have no proof that the person who you are judging, did something bad, the person is innocent. That is. Girls may be delicate beings, but they are humans too. And because they are humans, some of them cheat. You can dislike it, you can hate it, but that does not mean it never happened and never happens.
Mifflicious 18
whiteknighthomer, do you know how WRONG you are? You apparently know nothing about people, and especially not about girls. Women are NOT fragile beings who does only good, they cheat JUST AS MUSH as men. Stop living in your dream world. It's disgusting. and i have to say, I really don't think OP would have posted this if he was cheating too.
whiteknighthomer 3
Woman may "cheat" just as much as men, but it is different than when guys cheat. Guys cheat to get off, see a new woman naked, ect ect. How often do women really cheat because they only want to get off? Never. Women who "cheat" usually are neglected, abused, or otherwise hurt by their significant other. Psychologists have confirmed this. You don't THINK he woudl have posted if he also cheated, but don't you think it is suspicious that he didn't even mention what he was doing while he ditched his drunken girlfriend while she was in a house full of drunken men. What did he expect to happen? Cookies and milk and monopoly? Do you really think that if he made time to be with her, comfort her, and actually love her that she would've had to turn to another guy to get the affection? Pigs that treat their girlfriends like crap deserve everything that they have coming.
Mifflicious 18
As I said before, you know nothing about girls. Get out a little and you'll see. I usually don't say this to people, but you're REALLY simple and stupid. Do you still live with your mom, or how come you believe what you say is true? Hopefully you're just trolling, but it's hard to know since people today actually are as stupid as you comments imply you are. Girls cheat just for the ****. For NO reason even when their boyfriends are the kindest ever who loves them dearly. I know many girls who does that. So once again - stop living in your pathetic dream world if you evern want to get a girlfrien who hopefully wont cheat on you. But the way you act, it would be disgusting to be your girlfriend for more than a week.
livhart 4
Who would actually YDI this?! Sorry about your presumably ex girlfriend, mister :/
xavierkf 6
Ditch her before you end up caring for a child that isn't even yours