Today, my girlfriend came over to my place unannounced. She slapped me in the face, said, "You son of a bitch." and stormed off. I have no idea what that was for. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I proposed to my girlfriend. She slapped me in the face, stormed out and won't answer my calls. What the hell? FML
Today, I went to a club with my girlfriend and her buddies. An hour in, I saw her making out with a guy on the dance floor, so I confronted her. She stormed off to the bar and said something to her friend, who then came over and angrily slapped me across the face. Yeah, I'm confused too. FML
Today, I spotted my girlfriend in a store. She didn't notice me, so I went behind her, put my hands over her eyes, and said "Guess who." I got an elbow to the groin and mace to the face. While I was rolling on the ground in pain, she simply said, "Serves you right" and walked away. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I got into a huge fight. She kicked me out of the apartment and told me to never come back. Devastated, I waited outside of the apartment door for hours, hoping she'd reconsider. I ended up falling asleep. I woke up to her foot stomping on me, screaming, "I meant it!" FML
Today, while my girlfriend and I were making out, she went to fix the pillow behind her head and punched me straight in the face. FML
Today, I drove three hours to surprise my girlfriend, who I hadn't seen in three weeks. When she opened the door, she gasped, told me to fuck off, and slammed the door in my face. FML
Today, my girlfriend woke me with a surprise up on my birthday. Unfortunately, it was her screaming at the top of her lungs and punching me in the face because of a nightmare. FML
Today, I went to the mall with my girlfriend to buy some new clothes, and I turned around to give her a quick kiss. My lips were half-way to "her" face when I saw instead the face of another lady. She slapped me. My girlfriend was standing next to me, very pissed off. FML
Today, my girlfriend snuck up behind me to cover my eyes and play "guess who." The second her hands touched my face, I grabbed her, twisted her wrists, and kneed her to the floor out of instinct. FML
Today, I asked my wife for a kiss. She snarled, "I'm your WIFE, just fucking kiss me! You don't have to ask!" Later, I went in for a kiss and she slapped me, then yelled that it was my fault for "getting in her face." FML
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watermelon15 35
This could go either way... I wonder if you did do something..
snoopy325 23
Girls have an uncanny way of figuring things out... And being psychotic. Good luck figuring out which it is!
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Comments (132)
ARetardedSeal 24
You know those type of people who believe everything they hear? that's probably her
messymessiah 11
Basically every male who's been with a girl has had this. Tbh, often the male is just oblivious that what he did was hurtful... otherwise she's just nuts. good luck either way.
ostfaiz 18
There must b something Op needs to find, coz when it happened with me the reason behind was i cancelled a date with her and was watching a movie at home, she came, knocked, slapped and eloped!
SlyCooper15 16
eh, we never do.
skyeshiels 2
Go talk to her then and find out!
mathsgeek69 8
you're probably being really annoying
Nina825 21
This needs a follow up ... She is mad of something you did or she misjudged something she heard or saw
THEEEEO 3
Dump the bitch, no excuse for domestic violence
davincidasecond 24
Hell no, wouldn't fly with me. Any girlfriend of mine who would do that would quickly become an ex.
asrfvjjvcvjjcv 3
If he slapped her, people would flip out. But since she slapped him, they say for him to apologize. Anti ******* sexism and all of that has gotten so ridiculous that nowadays it's like only men can be sexist