Love: Today, my girlfriend came over to me, like she was going to kiss...

altocrm 24 October 2010, 04:11 France

Today, my girlfriend came over to me, like she was going to kiss me, and instead rubbed her chin all over my face, exclaiming, "Can you feel my beard coming in?" Yes, yes I could. FML

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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

Same thing different taste

Anonymous 15 December 2013, 06:47 Fresno, United States

Today, I was playing with my dog, when she started sniffing my face. Jokingly, I got up and started to sniff her face back and asked "Yeah, how do you like that?" She replied by biting into my face. FML

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Anonymous 8 February 2010, 06:58 United States

Today, my boyfriend, who hasn't shaved in a month, went to go shave. I was pretty excited since his beard was starting to make my face itch whenever we kissed. When he came out of the bathroom he had a handlebar mustache. FML

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mustache girl 27 May 2013, 23:10 Magog, Canada

Today, I waxed my upper lip hair. My boyfriend later told me that he missed my mustache rubbing onto his. FML

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Anonymous 25 November 2011, 03:51 United States

Today, I rubbed my face in my armpit stubble because it felt like my ex-boyfriend's face. FML

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Username 21 April 2011, 13:55

Today, I asked my boyfriend if he was growing a mustache, as he had whiskers. He looked at me and said "No, but apparently you are." FML

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Anonymous 27 October 2010, 06:12 United States

Today, my boyfriend and I were snuggling and telling eachother nice things. The nicest thing he could think of to say to me was "Well, I see you shaved your mustache." FML

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docwinters 27 May 2013, 12:39 Bathurst, Australia

Today, my partner and I were cuddling on the couch, watching TV when she smiled and murmured, "You smell like my dad." FML

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noweddingforyou 29 September 2013, 19:21 Guelph, Canada

Today, my girlfriend walked in on me taking a dump, and started plucking her eyebrows. When I told her I was uncomfortable, she said, "Aww, is my baby's poo shy? Is it, is it?" and pinched my cheek. FML

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shitfaced 18 September 2015, 17:30 Sassenheim, Netherlands

Today, I kissed my girlfriend for the first time. She recoiled in horror and asked if someone had taken a shit in my mouth. FML

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Maria 14 March 2017, 16:00 York, United Kingdom

Today, my boyfriend had his arm around me. He pulled me closer, so I looked up, thinking maybe he wanted a kiss. Turns out he was picking his nose over my head. FML

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redbluegreen 41

24 October 2010, 12:18

I would totally do this to my boyfriend, but he would just laugh at me. The real FML begins when we find out you told her yes.

ImaginaryFoe 1

24 October 2010, 15:41

You do know that all human beings are covered with fine hairs, right? I don't understand why people are so grossed out by it. I'll admit I'm not a very hairy person but OP's reaction still bugs me. If your gf's facial hair is unsightly to you, tell her. She can take care of it or dump you. But bitching behind her back about how YL is F'ed is just a dick move on your part, OP.