Today, My girlfriend came from behind me and put her hand in my back pockets. I though it was someone trying to take my wallet, I elbowed her in the nose and broke it. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I tickled my girlfriend, and her first reflex was to swing her elbow back and break my nose. FML
Today, I was in school when I spotted my girlfriend in the hallway. I wanted to be all romantic and grab her like guys do in movies. I grabbed her wrist forcefully and pulled her out of the crowd. As I quickly leaned in to kiss her, I broke her nose. FML
Today, I spotted my girlfriend in a store. She didn't notice me, so I went behind her, put my hands over her eyes, and said "Guess who." I got an elbow to the groin and mace to the face. While I was rolling on the ground in pain, she simply said, "Serves you right" and walked away. FML
Today, my girlfriend asked me to hold her purse while shopping. All of a sudden, a robber punched me in the face and took her purse. She started crying about her purse and told me to get off the ground because I was embarrassing her. FML
Today, my girlfriend snuck up behind me to cover my eyes and play "guess who." The second her hands touched my face, I grabbed her, twisted her wrists, and kneed her to the floor out of instinct. FML
Today, I went to the movies with my girlfriend. As I started putting my arm around her, I hit her in the face. FML
Today, I was horsing around after my big test. Someone punched me softly on my back. Figuring it was my friend, I turned around and did a roundhouse kick. It was my girlfriend. FML
Today, while my girlfriend and I were making out, she went to fix the pillow behind her head and punched me straight in the face. FML
Today, my girlfriend's ex punched me so hard in the face, I couldn't see straight. But I got up anyway. I lunged at him, and nailed him in the jaw. Turns out I'd in fact just knocked out my girlfriend the on-looker. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I were walking around when she got lost in a crowd. And me, being a pig, playfully grabbed her butt. I realized it wasn't hers when the guy whose butt I'd grabbed by accident knocked me unconscious. FML
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JustAGirl_fml 0
F HER life, not yours.
magnusip 0
damn. talking bout fast reaction.
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Comments (43)
tateno 0
omggggggggg brutal
xaphon 0
lol sucks for your girl but i hope shes not mad at you since it was really her fault
jsmith1199 4
she deserved that
Bryan_Z 0
Honestly, like, look before you smash in people's faces.
Pandarsenic 0
On one hand, I would've had the same reaction. On the other hand, that's why you shouldn't keep your wallet in the back pocket...
aatomkins 0
Shit dude, she realy shoulldnt have done it. The other day my dad moved slightly backwards and thought that someone was trying to nick his wallet. He turned round and punched a bookshelf rolf!
PaperxHearts_xox 0
Ouch /: Be a little more careful next time. You owe her a bigg apology. It wasn't really either of your faults; she was trying to be affectionate, you were defending yourself. basically, it's an FML for both of you.
24788 7
I feel bad for her.
Laughing_is_cool 4
bahahaha
LocoChaz006 0
Unlucky, mate! That's happened to me a few times, first time it was a little kid at my mum's 60th, put her hand between my legs from behind. I thought it was one of my bros trying to attack he down there, I quickly gripped the wrist between my legs and was about to pressure the wrist befotre I realised it wasn't my bros! That could have ended badly! The last time being a girl I know grabbing me from the neck from behind. I thought it was one of my drunk mates being an idiot, so I put on a wristlock. Oops!